Funny inspirational Quotes · Page 5

I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.

— Thomas A. Edison

When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

— Erma Bombeck

Humor is most powerful thing that uses laughter as it base to chase your blues away.

— Kareena Kapoor

Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.

— Katie Couric

Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

— Mark Twain

This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women.

— Patty Murray

The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.

— Paul Reiser

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

— Groucho Marx

I don't remember who said this, but there really are places in the heart you don't even know exist until you love…

— Anne Lamott

The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference.

— Carly Fiorina

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".

— Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm in my dressing room about to play to a sold-out crowd at the O2 arena in Ireland. Name a female rapper…

— Nicki Minaj

So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected!

— Russell Conwell

Men hunt I think maybe because they have something wrong with their own equipment and they need something else to shoot.

— Pamela Anderson

You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.

— Jay Leno

You should just dump the whole saving the world plan and go with global domination. It's probably be more fun.

— Katie MacAlister

Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.

— Rajneesh

We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than…

— Adelle Davis

To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your…

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I don't think about it in terms of being a woman. Being gracious, attentive, curious, interested are requirements for everyone.

— Jenna Lyons

I didn't want women to walk out of the dressing rooms feeling depressed and wanting a cocktail.

— Sara Blakely

The history of the world is the history of a few men who had faith in themselves

— Swami Vivekananda

You put a baby in a crib with an apple and a rabbit. If it eats the rabbit and plays with the…

— Harvey Diamond

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

— Alan Coren

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.

— Dr. Seuss

We all obsess about what we are doing and accomplishing. What if we let it go and simply made the way we…

— Maria Shriver

High-tech tomatoes. Mysterious milk. Supersquash. Are we supposed to eat this stuff? Or is it going to eat us?

— Anita Manning

Internet's been down most of the day [at work]. Doing research by just asking everyone what we remember to be true. What…

— Rachel Maddow

Life isn't finding shelter in the storm. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your…

— Steve McConnell

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.

— H. L. Mencken

I've been vegan for about 10 and a half years. It's been all good. I'm obviously much healthier

— Woody Harrelson