Funny inspirational Quotes · Page 5

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

— Alan Perlis

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

— Janet Coleman

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

— Betty White

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.

— Henry Ford

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!'

— Elizabeth Olsen

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

— Damon Hill

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

— George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

— Jeph Jacques

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four..

— Mark Twain

Nobody's a natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hard to stay on top.

— Paul Coffey

The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive.

— Kenneth Williams

The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes.

— John Desmond Bernal

The great thing about taking big chances when you're younger is you have less to lose, and you don't know as much.…

— Amy Poehler

Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the…

— Paula Wall

God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why…

— Devon Aoki

Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster.

— Coco Rocha

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack…

— Geraldine Ferraro

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a…

— Ron White

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

— Woody Allen

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.

— Michelle Obama

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices.

— Zaha Hadid

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

— Gurbaksh Chahal

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!

— Tom Jones

Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration.

— Stan Kelly-Bootle

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

— Martin Fowler

If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

— Anonymous

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

— Mae West

The reason so few people are successful is no one has yet found a way for someone to sit down and slide…

— W. Clement Stone

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

— Margaret Cho

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food.

— Sally Edwards