Funny inspirational Quotes · Page 4

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.

— Rita Rudner

Software sucks because users demand it to.

— Nathan Myhrvold

I guess good things come to those who wait.

— Kurt Busch

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

— Isaac Asimov

Never follow anyone else's path, unless you're in the woods and you're lost.

— Ellen DeGeneres

My one goal when I started was not to actually vomit on TV or run away.

— Kate McKinnon

My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women.

— Woody Allen

Given a choice of weapons with you sir, I should choose grammar.

— Halliwell Hobbes

Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.

— Martin Fowler

Plant a radish, get a radish, never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables, you know what they're about!

— Tom Jones

If life gives you lemons, make apple juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it.

— Gurbaksh Chahal

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

— Woody Allen

You have to really believe not only in yourself; you have to believe that the world is actually worth your sacrifices.

— Zaha Hadid

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.

— Michelle Obama

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a…

— Ron White

It was not so very long ago that people thought that semiconductors were part-time orchestra leaders and microchips were very small snack…

— Geraldine Ferraro

Good code is its own best documentation. As you're about to add a comment, ask yourself, "How can I improve the code…

— Steve McConnell

I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often,…

— Dave Barry

Someone from Manolo Blahnik went into my shop and said: 'These shoes are not vegetarian.' That's the highest compliment, because you just…

— Stella McCartney

People are giving birth underwater now. They say it's less traumatic for the baby because it's under water. But it's certainly more…

— Elayne Boosler

Everyone always says to me, 'Why aren't there more people of color on television?' I'm like, 'Why don't you ask a bunch…

— Shonda Rhimes

I've tried many different types of alarm apps, but the tried and true is the iPhone alarm. I like it because you…

— Savannah Guthrie

Sometimes you just have to put on lip gloss and pretend to be psyched.

— Mindy Kaling

Make [food] simple and let things taste of what they are.

— Curnonsky

If you are not your own doctor, you are a fool.

— Hippocrates

The rest of the world lives to eat, while I eat to live.

— Socrates

Can we call a moratorium on the use of the term 'ladyparts'? Grazia!

— Lena Dunham

I've always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.

— Amy Poehler

Excessive animal protein is at the core of many chronic diseases.

— T. Colin Campbell

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

— Erma Bombeck

Every sweet, humble young model is only one campaign away from becoming a fashion monster.

— Coco Rocha

God never slams a door in your face without opening a box of Girl Scout cookies.

— Elizabeth Gilbert

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why…

— Devon Aoki

Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.

— Mark Twain

There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.

— Terry Pratchett

Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.

— Danica McKellar

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

— Maynard James Keenan

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the…

— H. L. Mencken

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

— Albert Einstein

“History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.”

— Paula Wall