Funny inspirational Quotes · Page 2

The lunatic fringe wags the underdog.

— H. L. Mencken

You never came out the way you came in.

— Francis Spufford

Copy and paste is a design error.

— David Parnas

Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.

— Hippocrates

I believe in the discipline of silence, and could talk for hours about it.

— George Bernard Shaw

Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life.

— Fabiola Gianotti

It's not whether you win or lose - but whether I win or lose.

— Sandy Lyle

The elevator to success is out of order, but the stairs are always open.

— Zig Ziglar

I'm glad I don't play anymore. I could never learn all those handshakes.

— Phil Rizzuto

I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.

— Will Rogers

Interviewing is tough, especially if you don't know what you're looking for.

— Charlyne Yi

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.

— George Bernard Shaw

To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good, and divide between truth and error.

— Janet Coleman

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!'

— Elizabeth Olsen

Keep the other person's well being in mind when you feel an attack of soul-purging truth coming on.

— Betty White

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right.

— Henry Ford

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.

— Tina Fey

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

— Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

When someone says, "I want a programming language in which I need only say what I want done," give him a lollipop.

— Alan Perlis

It must be around forty, when you're "over the hill." I don't even know what that means and why it's a bad…

— Ellen DeGeneres

While I was drying off Maddie after her bath tonight, she said, 'I love you' to me for the first time. It…

— Jim Beaver

Among the most striking things that I have learned is how much we have in common. I've sat down with people everywhere,…

— Hillary Clinton

There are so many distractions you can face as a woman, either with relationships or worrying about, Should I go to this…

— Mindy Kaling

You should bring something into the world that wasn't in the world before. It doesn't matter what that is. It doesn't matter…

— Ricky Gervais

These motivational tapes have really inspired me! I'm going to make a million dollars, buy my own company and retire early. Then,…

— Randy Glasbergen

I’m glad we had the times together just to laugh and sing a song, seems like we just got started and then…

— Dr. Seuss

Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as…

— Brian Kernighan

When all think alike, then no one is thinking

— Walter Lippmann

I try to stick to a vegan diet heavy on fruit and vegetables.

— Clint Eastwood

Women tend to be problem solvers. We work together.

— Amy Klobuchar

When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.

— H. W. L. Poonja

Computers are good at following instructions, but not at reading your mind.

— Donald Knuth

If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

— Dr. Seuss

To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.

— Michael Jordan

The more pity, that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.

— William Shakespeare

I'm a big health food freak and a vegetarian devotee.

— Chelsea Clinton

Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.

— Frank Zappa

Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't make them all yourself.

— Usher

When you're out of will power you call on stubbornness, that's the trick.

— Henri Matisse

The dumbest people I know are those who know it all.

— Malcolm Forbes