I wish my laptop having sex with my handphone and have a baby who called iPad. — Nathalie Grace Copy Share Image
Twitter: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Instead of yelling, I just say ''Caps Lock'' and then speak at a normal volume. — Kand3n Copy Share Image
Relationship Status: Apologizing everytime for saying something hilarious. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctors finally figured out whats wrong with a boys brain; on the left side, theres nothing right; and on the right side,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A bill collector called me and I told them I had $17,208,857.23 in Mafia Wars but I'm having a problem transferring the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are simple creatures. 99% of their problems can be solved with sex, sandwiches, or both. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to know what it'd be like to play basketball with Edward scissor hands,Freddy Krueger,and Wolverine. — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
Some people come into your life to make you fall in love with songs you had no idea existed — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't like doing this to you, but if it's the only thing to get your un-invited attention, I guess I have… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Not to name names, but I know some of you update your status from your phone so it appears like you actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's no snacks! Opening Refrigerator nothing there either Then right after that, you go back to the cabinet… — Hugo Campos Copy Share Image
It's funny how you decide to IM me on Facebook saying Hey, how are you doing? But you can't reply back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dance like the photos not being tagged. Love like you've never been unfriended. Sing like nobody's following. Share like you care. And… — Raymond Estrada Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw how you handled your responsibilities, even when you didn' t feel good, and I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear xams.. sorry to say this but we dont get along qte well..! the more closer u cum the more am pissed… — Allarefake Copy Share Image
One day I want to be walking home in a thunderstorm after a one night stand it's pouring rain, thundering and lightning,… — Mitchell Sakundiak Copy Share Image
There comes a point in everyone's life that they need to make changes. Today I am going to change my socks and… — Tammi Post Copy Share Image
