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After getting married, the most romantic sex positions is 96. That's where you sleep with your backs to each other and never… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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Don't Take It Seriously * When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've been invited to a Halloween party tonight in America. To scare all the Yanks, I'm going as low-fat food! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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It's been said good things come to those who wait... All I have to say is whatever is coming to me,better be… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Bitch you're as stupid as the kid who prank called me the other day and forgot to put their number on private.. — Zendy Copy Share Image
Shes stubborn as hell!!! , and falls in love easily. Shes a sucker for cute smiles & would fall for your laugh… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Google earth view gives you the amazing chance to see amazing places all over the world, from the comfort of your own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my… — Lars Propst Copy Share Image
How to be a rapper in 2012: Wear skinny jeans, rap about how high drunk you get, pretend you can afford designer… — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
