John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Open your eyes, close your mouth; See the flies, froze your laugh, cuz you now in dustbin — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm glad you work out your issues on Facebook rather than half-naked on stage in front of millions of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder how some people can keep up with both their Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook...I cant even keep up with the Kardashians. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Relationships nowadays = First week: I love you baby.. Second week: Together forever.. Third week: Single.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you had to choose between Bill Gates money and world peace...which color would your lamborghini be? — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know fairy tales aren't real! .. You will never really find your real prince charming But, I'm tired of liers and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HUSBAND SAY: when I get I get mad at u, u never fight back. how do u control your anger? WIFE SAYS:… — Asheya Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Opening your cabinet, seeing there's no snacks! Opening Refrigerator nothing there either Then right after that, you go back to the cabinet… — Hugo Campos Copy Share Image
It's funny how you decide to IM me on Facebook saying Hey, how are you doing? But you can't reply back to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am thinking to write a book about facebook people psychology, so at least people like me can understand, why some people… — Rajesh Copy Share Image
