Fancy restaurant: The only restaurant that serves you cold soup on purpose. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Her: being an asshole isn't attractive Me: neither is being a slut -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
Facebook have to get this- names and meanings for idiots just like you! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If my tweets offend you: 1. I'm sorry. 2. It won't happen again. 3. 1 & 2 are lies. 4. You're a pussy. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wonder what the job titles are at Trojan Condoms? Gap Analyst? Lubrication Assistant? Package Consultant? Lol any ideas? — Brian Zilinek Copy Share Image
It's funny if someone post something in their wall with nonsense just to catch up the attention of others. — Mitch Alapan Copy Share Image
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls be like... Babe Im Pregnant Dudes be like .. keep calm, I'll help you find the father — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
Bacon Is Bacon Eggs Are Eggs Don't Let A Guy Get In Between Your Legs, He Says Your Cute, He Says Your… — Danish Copy Share Image
Wife: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? Husband: I won't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is a great idea. Put 6 locks on your door all in a row,and lock every other one when ya go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear females wear they scrub fit everywhere they go...lol...u can leave a funeral N c a female walking out crying wit… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Being romantic and being a stalker are pretty much the same thing. The only difference is if it's considered romantic it's because… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are 2 types of Indians the ones that dance around with feathers on their head or the ones with the red… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What Is FACEBOOK ? . . . . It's a place where a Guy posts a joke, he gets No Response... and… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear xams.. sorry to say this but we dont get along qte well..! the more closer u cum the more am pissed… — Allarefake Copy Share Image
