I don't always fall in love. But when I do she has a boyfriend already. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
My mind says Victoria Secret model, but my heart says chocolate, pizza, food. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If she thinks a vibrator is just a setting on a phone, she's too young for you bro. — Cheyenne Copy Share Image
Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not all about labels,if I like something,im going to get it, regardless the brand name…as long as its real & not… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload a gun than to shoot at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you feed a stray cat, and I learned that it was good to be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
What if the idea of everything being legal for a night was for real.. I would park in a no park zone… — SouL Copy Share Image
If I had said everything I was thinking out loud,I would definitely have lost my job a LONG time ago. — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
In time you'll look back and realize some relationships weren't meant to be. Once you accept your new life, and freedom things… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Liking the person's last comment on a post instead of replying to it..because,let's face it,your too dwamn lazy to think of something… — Nicole Hill Copy Share Image
If climbing the highest mountain on earth is the only way for him to be mine.. then I'd rather go shopping! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am thinking to write a book about facebook people psychology, so at least people like me can understand, why some people… — Rajesh Copy Share Image
Awkward moment when you accidently realized you were standing at your neighbors front door. So you quickly walk away, like nothing happened.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think my parents are getting to think that my phone is my eye controller..if they take it away from me, I… — Syoung Copy Share Image
Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
