Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just because the seasons are changing doesnt mean your bikini profile picture has to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and realize there's someone inside. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give a compliment to a fat chick today, she'll literally remember you until the day she dies... Because elephants never forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is that insecure chick that keeps changing her hairstyle &/or color until she finally loses her mind and shaves it &… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment someone has a bugger in their nose or something in their teeth & you don't know how to tell them… — Selena Moreno Copy Share Image
F is for friends who don't talk to you. U is for Ur alone. N is for never having any plans at… — Sniper Alpacino Copy Share Image
It's messed up to find comfort and relatability in a site, that can careless about you, with people that only pay attention… — Adar Burks Copy Share Image
Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its 2014 n still FB dint give us the option to tell that sitting on commode — MOHAMMAD Copy Share Image
I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they dont talk to me — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who ever says words can't hurt you has never got hit in the face with a dictionary! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LIKE if u ever heard a person say I dont live here BUT but their 90% of the timeà — IG:caonte_2_funny Copy Share Image
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
