Id like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste :) — Asheya Copy Share Image
I thought of killing the smartest person in the world... But then I remembered. Suicide is a crime. ;) — Abhishek Tiwari Copy Share Image
Life is like a facebook status message.. You can create or change a status that you post, but you can't change the… — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
That awkward moment during a test and you don't know any of the answers, so you just start laughing because you know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't understand how some brides have 20+ bridesmaids, I mean I don't even like so many people — Avalon Copy Share Image
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa: Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why does Facebook only have a POKE button? It should have a SLAP, PUNCH, or just a plain WANNA KNOCK U OUT… — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because leggings stretch dont mean yo 465 pound ass should be in them! — Jerett Parker Copy Share Image
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all lion king on it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How do I tell a guy I want to push him up against a wall and make out? — Jenni Monroe Copy Share Image
Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. The government hates competition. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
We can freak someone out if we want to: 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal… — Kand3n Copy Share Image
*Buying condoms* Cashier: Would you like a bag with that? Me: No thanks... She's not that ugly. — Francis Copy Share Image
If mom was here she would be subtweeting all over the place stuff like : who's gonna buy groceries : who's gonna… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I LOVE EVERYONE...SOME I LOVE TO BE AROUND, SOME I LOVE TO AVOID...AND SOME I WOULD LOVE TO PUNCH ON THEIR FACE...!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is nothing as disgusting as the feeling you get the moment that your finger breaks through the toilet paper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear vending machines, I'm sorry if my dollar isn't straight enough for you. Sincerely, stop being so homophobic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
