A comedy ends with a wedding, and a tragedy ends with a funeral: you always have to juxtapose sex and death. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“You need to keep hurting until you realise you never needed to hurt in the first place.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
Do you really want to know why you lost?” I asked. “Do you really have an answer?” he countered. “You need to… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
You can spend your whole life trying to be popular, but at the end of the day, the size of the crowd… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
“Today, a couple with 'just married' tags collided head-on with a hearse carrying two coffins in the back, both of a married… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“Hart having arrived before them, insisted they lift at least one glass to old Mrs. McCray. "May she, her husband, and our… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
At John Schlesinger's funeral at a synagogue in St John's Wood some years ago the person I stood next to said to… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather. — Rosemary Clooney Copy Share Image
“Be aware of this truth that the people on this earth could be joyous, if only they would live rationally and if… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
We were at another funeral party. I wasn’t sure who had died this time, but it was a suicide, and upsetting because… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
My parents would frisk me before family events. Before weddings, funerals, bar mitzvahs, and what have you. Because if they didn't, then… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
A cigarette is a roll of paper, tobacco, and drugs, with a small fire on one end and a large fool at… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“I narrate the story but he dies off-stage between commercials. A washing machine ad later, we are dressed in our funereal best.… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
we dance even if there's no radio. we drink at funerals. we talk too much & laugh too loud & live too… — Chris Rose Copy Share Image
The dead man is on the trolley and the woman collapses across his chest. That's what the ghouls want a shufti at,… — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
Presidential hopeful Jeb Bush has released all of his emails. I'd like to release all of my emails. I've got nothing but… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I would prefer not to throw myself on a funeral pyre. Please come back to me. — Eloisa James Copy Share Image
“Most people are not really scared of death. They are merely terrified of being taken to a mortuary and/or being buried or… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
The test of your worldview is not how you act in the good times. The test of your worldview is how you… — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
As soon as people see my face on a movie screen, they knew two things: first, I'm not going to get the… — Lee Marvin Copy Share Image
Philadelphia fans would boo funerals, an Easter egg hunt, a parade of armless war vets and the Liberty Bell. — Bo Belinsky Copy Share Image
“Black funeral dress. Black heels. Black headband in my hair. Death has a style all it's own. I'm glad I don't have… — Courtney C. Stevens Copy Share Image
“What a waste.. All those people saying all those wonderful things, and Irv never got to hear any of it.” — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
