Why Should I Go To The Funeral Of That Person Who Is Not Going To Attend Mine.?? — Naimish Shah Copy Share Image
Saying, 'I'm sorry' is the same as saying, ' I apologize.' Except at a funeral. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead. — Francois de La Rochefoucauld Copy Share Image
“And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.” — J. Lincoln Fenn Copy Share Image
“Mist to mist, drops to drops. For water thou art, and unto water shalt thou return.” — Kamand Kojouri Copy Share Image
“Don't cry for the dead, for the dead is deaf, dumb, blind, lame, unemotional and dead.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home,… — Colonel Sanders Copy Share Image
Fuck you. If you're not gonna be at my funeral, I don't give a fuck about you and your problems. I stick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't breathe until you choke. You gotta laugh when you're the jok.e There's nothing like a funeral. To make you feel… — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
When I die, now don't think that I'm a nut, don't want no fancy funeral, just one like old King Tut. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
If God hath made this world so fair, Where sin and death abound, How beautiful beyond compare Will paradise be found! — James Montgomery Copy Share Image
I was friends with Susan Sontag the last four years of her life. She had this amazing charisma and so much energy,… — Marina Abramovic Copy Share Image
Death is a mighty mediator. There all the flames of rage are extinguished, hatred is appeased, and angelic pity, like a weeping… — Friedrich Schiller Copy Share Image
I want a military funeral when I die—the bugler, the flag on the casket, the ceremonial firing squad, the hallowed ground… It… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Time is passing. Yet, for the United States of America, there will be no forgetting September the 11th. We will remember every… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Inarticulate wretches have been behind most of the major advances in civilization. If Vincent Van Gogh had been able to get on… — Declan Lynch Copy Share Image
“I remembered back to leo's burial and holding your hand. I was eleven and you were six, your hand soft and small… — Rosamund Lupton Copy Share Image
October is nature's funeral month. Nature glories in death more than in life. The month of departure is more beautiful than the… — Henry Ward Beecher Copy Share Image
My first company was MicroSolutions. I worked 20 hours a day. I didn't take a vacation for 7 years. I didn't even… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
“She blew a warm breeze on his face and rustled his hair and embraced him in a warm haze and he felt… — Annette J Dunlea Copy Share Image
“As they gently lowered it into the earth, all stared silently at the coffin but one: a young woman of twenty-five who… — Renate Linnenkoper Copy Share Image
I didn't cry at my father's funeral, and I felt guilty about that. Of course, he got sick not too long after… — Billy Bob Thornton Copy Share Image
“If you have tears, prepare to shed them now. You all do know this mantle: I remember The first time ever Caesar… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“I’ll see you at your funeral, if you’ll see me at mine. I’ll wait at the edges for your ghost to rise… — pleasefindthis Copy Share Image
“What time is the funeral" " Two pm." "Are you going, Sergeant?" "Yes." "Can anyone go?" "Anyone can go Beula, but only… — Rosalie Ham Copy Share Image
“Funerals, in fact, are one of the most powerful examples of collective pain. They feature in a surprising finding from my research… — Brené Brown Copy Share Image
Mama and I would go to a funeral and she'd stand up to read the dead person's eulogy. She made the ignorant… — Henry Louis Gates Copy Share Image
