I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
There's this idea like feminism is humorless and humorless in a way that's like a whistleblower. Like you're going to - you're… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think if somebody does something stupid, it's okay to make fun of them, but [celebrities] have also gotten very conscious about… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I'm taking a lot of my favorite artists, different people, my favorite music and marrying that with what I do as a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests? — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I think that failure is just as important as success. In a way, failure is a kind of success if you can look at… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
Something as important as marriage equality, which is now a constitutional right [in the USA], is something that cannot be denied. It's also very… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image