My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
If you've got some to say to Ric Flair, you come say it to me, and I'll make the translation. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I've been in 30 car crashes, none of 'em my fault, I swear on a stack of midgets... OK, they were probably all my fault. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I like the fact that I can go away and lose myself so I don't have to live in the world of courage that… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I'd never seen a professional wrestling match. First one I saw, I was in. It was just an accident. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Did your parents build knows you a swing facing a wall when you were a kid? — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
There was a lot of work that people don't know about that I did to establish my villain persona. There were a lot of… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
I was the first wrestler ever in the history of wrestling to star in a major motion studio picture that became #1 box office… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
Ric Flair is out there crying, his nose is running. He's probably drowning from the size of his nose running. — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
A lot of guys that were trailblazers, if we were to go back to the actual time, were just really scared and had no… — Roddy Piper Copy Share Image
