Food Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Banana daiquiris aren't knock-'em-back-by-the-flagon.

— Terry Pratchett

I don't think a baker reads an awful lot about bread.

— Terry Pratchett

“There's always the dwarf bread.”

— Terry Pratchett

You have reached the end of cake

— Terry Pratchett

Cake is not the issue here.

— Terry Pratchett

“I want to eat chocolates in a great big room where the world is a different place.”

— Terry Pratchett

Letitia! What a name. Halfway between a salad and a sneeze.

— Terry Pratchett

This wasn't food - it was what food became if it had been good and gone to food heaven.

— Terry Pratchett

“I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, he said, BUT I COULD MURDER A CURRY.”

— Terry Pratchett

If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.

— Terry Pratchett

There were two ways of looking at the world, but only one when you are starving.

— Terry Pratchett

Soon to come in licorice, orange, cinnamon, and banana, but not strawberry, because I hate strawberries.

— Terry Pratchett

“...this one [girl] had a slight suggestion of too many chocolates.”

— Terry Pratchett

The important thing about adventures, thought Mr. Bunnsy, was that they shouldn't be so long as to make you miss mealtimes.

— Terry Pratchett

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends…

— Terry Pratchett

“The thing about late-night cookery was that it made sense at the time. It always had some logic behind it. It just…

— Terry Pratchett

... the food was good solid stuff for a cold morning, all calories and fat and protein and maybe a vitamin crying…

— Terry Pratchett

“Here you are. Would you like some pickles?” “Pickles gives me the wind something awful.” “In that case—” “Oh, I wasn’t saying…

— Terry Pratchett

I grow as many of our vegetables as I can, because my granddad was a professional gardener, and it's in the blood.

— Terry Pratchett

I once absent-mindedly ordered Three Mile Island dressing in a restaurant and, with great presence of mind, they brought Thousand Island Dressing…

— Terry Pratchett

“It’s a salad bar, they say, it’s got the kind of stuff salad bars have, if it was surprising it wouldn’t be…

— Terry Pratchett

“He felt an appetite for once, one that it'd take more than a drink or two to satisfy. He strolled along for…

— Terry Pratchett

The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder.…

— Terry Pratchett

And then you bit onto them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal…

— Terry Pratchett

“They don’t go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine…

— Terry Pratchett

“Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into…

— Terry Pratchett

“No,” said his cousin. “I’ve had enough of this. Let’s write to the newspapers! That’s the way to get things done. Everyone’s…

— Terry Pratchett

“They don't go in for the fancy or exotic, but stick to conventional food like flightless bird embryos, minced organs in intestine…

— Terry Pratchett

“And all this business about what knife and fork you eat from, it’s a deliberate puzzle set out to make a simple…

— Terry Pratchett

“Wow-Wow Sauce, a mixture of mature scumble, pickled cucumbers, capers, mustard, mangoes, figs, grated wahooni, anchovy essence, asafetida and, significantly, sulfur and…

— Terry Pratchett

“She prowled the city on moonlit nights, and OK, there was the occasional chicken, but she always remembered where she'd been and…

— Terry Pratchett

“In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box.”

— Terry Pratchett

“There's always something to eat, if you're hungry enough.”

— Terry Pratchett

As we all know, the Discworld is a flat planet - like a geological pizza, but without the anchovies.

— Terry Pratchett

“ The tincture of night began to diffuse the soup of the afternoon. Lord Vetinari considered the sentence, and found it good.…

— Terry Pratchett

“D’yer see it? This finger, laddie, could send ye to meet yer Maker!” Sgt. Deisenburger stared at the black and purple nail…

— Terry Pratchett

I'd like to stand up for the rights of people who put everything on their burger - chutney, mustard, pickle, mustard pickle,…

— Terry Pratchett

Sham Harga had run a successful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and realizing that most of his…

— Terry Pratchett

“A dollar for a human bought a loaf of bread that was eaten in a few bites. The same dollar for Wee…

— Terry Pratchett