“He’s not a food fascist,” I say, feeling an immediate need to defend Eric. “He just…cares about nutrition.” “He’s Hitler. If he could round up every loaf of bread and put it in a camp, he would.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I can't cook. I don't have the right brain for it, somehow. I can't walk into a room and tidy it up. I get distracted. I pick up one thing and I start looking at it. And my cooking is… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
If your life's at a juncture and you need to think about things, there's nowhere better than home. However old you are. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony? — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
You fall in and out of love, but when you really love someone...it's forever. — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Men who want to get married propose. You don’t need to read the signs. They propose and that’s the sign.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I can't get over this. Dad isn't Sam's dad? Dad is a friend? How was I supposed to know that? People shouldn't be allowed… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Oh God. I'm losing it. Everyone knows this is how criminals get caught. They add too many details and trip themselves up.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10,… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Visiting any shop for the first time is exciting. There's always that buzz as you push open the door; that hope; that belief -… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“And the truth is, the country is very cool. It’s absolutely the new town.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
Lover? I don't know. I don't know if she loves me. I don't know if I love her. All I can say is, she's… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
“I trail away into silence. I've just shared details of my condom use with my son's teacher. I'm not sure how that happened.” — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
