People being effusive about incredibly bland food makes me die with laughter. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I once had to leave a restaurant to get some air because a family friend sent his compliments to the chef about a piece of rock cake that tasted like gravel. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Ultimately I think I've just fallen into the trap over the years of putting too much pressure on something that really ultimately doesn't matter… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I'm drawn to people who don't know who they are, because I just think that's where comedy lives, in someone with an incorrect perception… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Growing up in England I've lost a bit of my Greek-Cypriot essence, but it's there in my obsessive use of lemon and olive oil,… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
There's a big culture I think that kicked off with reality TV and the Brit-pop '90s in the U.K. of people being like, 'I… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I know it's considered smug to even mention that you've left a social media platform. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
If you're too focused on the future, you're not focused enough on the task at hand. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Stath has wanted to be a dad since he was born, but has never once looked into what fatherhood entails. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I'm really excited to allow my career to go in the direction that feel rights at any given time. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I learned from doing live shows that I could use physicality to bandage moments that weren't working very well. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
I've always said that I don't necessarily feel stereotypically Greek. — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
Someone once shouted: 'We know you're acting and this isn't real' at a gig in Cambridge. I was 25, playing a 50-year-old lounge singer… — Jamie Demetriou Copy Share Image
