It is not elegant to gnaw Indian corn. The kernels should be scored with a knife, scraped off into the plate, and then eaten with a fork. Ladies should be particularly careful how they manage so ticklish a dainty, lest… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
Hot soup at table is very vulgar; it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be brought to table only moderately warm. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
You're happy that people are seeing your work. As for the critics, it really hurts when they knock you. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
In my theater days I assumed that you had to get rid of yourself to do a character well, and I don’t think I… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
I went to college to be a jock and to play on the baseball team. And then, I got cut and realized that that was it for that. I was really small. The other guys were really big, on that team. I was a bit of a theater nerd, and I was an art history major. — Charlie Day Copy Share
It doesn't really matter to me whether the 7-year-olds are big fans of my work. I'm happy just to be working at all. I… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
I was the world's smallest man, covered in freckles with a squeaky, scratchy voice. And I still am, but I've learned to love myself. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
As an actor, sometimes you feel a pressure to change yourself from time to time. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
There are certain episodes that on the page I thought, "Oh boy, this is going to be the funniest episode." And there are other… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
Writing is like pulling your hair out. You have nothing, and you can't think of anything, but you have to think of something. — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
If we were on NBC we would have been canceled by now. It's the perfect marriage with FX, they let us get away with… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
Im choosing my words carefully cause Im sure, when it comes to being naked with Jennifer Aniston, they will be printed. But, believe it… — Charlie Day Copy Share Image
