Sixty eight percent of Republicans don't believe in evolution. On the other hand, only five percent of monkeys believe in Republicans. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
One time there was a student at Punjab University in Lahore who came down with cancer and his friend came to me… — Abdul Sattar Edhi Copy Share Image
The first dance we did for 'Ain't Misbehavin' was five minutes and I was like, 'What? Five minutes!' — Oti Mabuse Copy Share Image
Some people say I've got a five-octave range, which is ridiculous. That would mean I'd sing like Mariah Carey or that alien… — Mika Copy Share Image
I didn't become a good writer until I learned how to rewrite. And I don't just mean fixing spelling and adding a… — Louis Sachar Copy Share Image
They said you have to use your five best players but I found you win with the five who fit together the… — Red Auerbach Copy Share Image
A friend of mine gave me a Philip Glass record. I listened to it for five hours before I realized it had… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got five kids, and my oldest is a documentary film maker and camera man, and still photographer. — Beau Bridges Copy Share Image
When I turned twenty-five, I did a six-week trip around Europe by myself. I'd never really done a European trip before and… — Tyler Hoechlin Copy Share Image
Remember, what does 'retirement' mean? It doesn't mean that you're a couch potato. Leisure is not the same thing as rest. If… — Robert Fogel Copy Share Image
That's my favorite subject because it really levels the playing field for artists these days. You don't have to sell out to… — Roger McGuinn Copy Share Image
Everything that people lob at you who don't know you, it all hurts. When you're doing something as simple as making music,… — Liz Phair Copy Share Image
At any given time, ninety-nine-point-nine-five per cent of the human race are a confounded nuisance — Tom Holt Copy Share Image
One of the more popular activities was “Talk-O-Matic”. Five people at a time could write messages, and read each other's messages, on… — Guy Consolmagno Copy Share Image
For 10 or 11 years, I had my kids, I wrote four or five books, and I was working all the damn time. — Anne Enright Copy Share Image
I wake up very early every morning and I have my coffee at 6:30. If it comes at 6:35, I'm very upset.… — Sophia Loren Copy Share Image
We will able to overcome all that because five of us were together and not alone. — Heo Young-saeng Copy Share Image
A working woman could save a few shillings a week, and then every five weeks she'd come in and we'd cut her… — Vidal Sassoon Copy Share Image
I guess I write four or five hours a day, but I do it seven days a week. It's very disciplined, yes,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Hitler killed five million Jews. It is the greatest crime of our time. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the… — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
The whole business was like a child's toy that you could buy at the dime store, all built in this wonderful way… — Max Delbruck Copy Share Image
If you dunk your head in cold water, you can't stay under for more than five seconds. I mean, that's it. — Malcolm McDowell Copy Share Image
A lot of fighters complain, 'Man he's five pounds heavier than me.' Really? It doesn't matter, man. — Royce Gracie Copy Share Image
In the past, it was expected that about three years were required to learn a single kata, and usually even an expert… — Gichin Funakoshi Copy Share Image
Bricks will be most serviceable if made two years before using; for they cannot dry thoroughly in less time. When fresh undried… — Marcus Vitruvius Pollio Copy Share Image
It's fun working on the set... I usually work about 10 and a half hours a day, and I also study about… — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
I am deeply gladdened that 1993 has been delcared the International Year of Indigenous Peoples by the United Nations. It is the… — Rigoberta Menchu Copy Share Image
As soon as you meet him [james Corden], within five minutes you'll want to sleep with him. He presented me with my… — Joanna Page Copy Share Image
Unlike the authors of such warrior classics as The Art of War and The Book of the Five Rings, which accept the… — Morihei Ueshiba Copy Share Image
...four in five of us are, to some extent, members of faith communities. If just a fraction of this huge body of… — Ian Christie Copy Share Image
Insider can be more ludicrous. How did I ever end up [as one]? Carsick [Waters's book on hitchhiking] was on the New… — John Waters Copy Share Image
Five coordinating mechanisms seem to explain the fundamental ways in which organizations coordinate their work: mutual adjustment, direct supervision, standardization of work… — Henry Mintzberg Copy Share Image
Human beings, because we're so clever, have removed every single one of those population limiting factors... So nothing controls our increase in… — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
When a bad experience happens, you just chalk it up to the great fact that you just got five more jokes in… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
If you are used to going five innings and then go six or seven, you won't have your good stuff. They need… — Juan Marichal Copy Share Image
I try to make films that I find exciting. It makes me want to get out of bed at five in the… — Kristin Scott Thomas Copy Share Image
I've had, what, two years? Probably five good years. Before that I had twenty years of uncertainty and suffering and ego destruction… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
When two kids came along, I couldnt see how I could support them. The way it played out, I was away from… — Peter Hambleton Copy Share Image
The Congress is not willing to think about the long term. They act like activist shareholders, to use that phrase again. They're… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Remembering that Eratosthenes of Cyrene, employing mathematical theories and geometrical methods, discovered from the course of the sun, the shadows cast by… — Marcus Vitruvius Pollio Copy Share Image
![“One time there was a student at Punjab University in Lahore who came down with cancer and his friend came to me for help. I stood outside on the street in Lahore and asked the people in that city for help. Within four or five hours, I received more than 40 million rupees [more than US $670,000].” quote by Abdul Sattar Edhi](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/5b1/abdul-sattar-edhi-27648_cancer_one-time-there-was-a-student-at-punjab-u_1999312.jpg)
![“As soon as you meet him [james Corden], within five minutes you'll want to sleep with him. He presented me with my award for Comedy Actress of the Year at the Glamour Awards and he said such lovely things. He's so charming and he listens to you and he's funny and sensitive and adorable. I can…” quote by Joanna Page](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ad1/joanna-page-4566_actresses_as-soon-as-you-meet-him-james-corden-wit_2016942.jpg)
![“Insider can be more ludicrous. How did I ever end up [as one]? Carsick [Waters's book on hitchhiking] was on the New York Times best-seller list for five weeks. [One of the characters was] a singing asshole that does a duet with Connie Francis! Times have changed. That's mainstream, in a weird way.” quote by John Waters](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/ef0/john-waters-751_best-sellers_insider-can-be-more-ludicrous-how-did-i_2018014.jpg)
