In all your life, you will never find a method more effective in getting through to another person than to make that… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A woman can make a man feel older or younger than his years if she so chooses. Being a woman is a… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I haven't seen a tractor working all day. The country has gone sane and got back to horses. Farmers all look worse,… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A senator got up today in Congress and called his fellow senators sons of wild jackasses. Now, if you think the senators… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
