I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Personally, I don't even read bummer news stories about the environment because it makes me feel helpless to fix anything and reminds me that the general population doesn't treat these issues as an important part of our political life. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I didn't consider myself a huge baby person. I`m not like, "Oh my god! I want to hold every baby!" And some women just… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
“The moment vanity officially leaves your life is when you look down to discover an asslike configuration living where your front pockets should be.” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
When you're starting up a show, you don't really know what direction it's going to go. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Everybody always asks about Jimmy Fallon. I'm sorry to say that he's very nice and there's not much bad to say about him. I… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty girls hang… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
I was sort of the class-clown type, and I was also in school plays, and I always liked comedy. — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
The Yale group was doing the Harold. So by our senior year we were trying to do the Harold. Again, we had no idea… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
“You’d be surprised how often we see this injury in New York,' he told me. The deli-flowers-rubber-band-eye-snap thing. Beware.” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
