“I keep my fears chained up in the basement, along with a few of my foes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“-Do you have any scary I can borrow? Orafoura asked. -I’m afraid not, I replied.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Fear is like a car. Either you control it, or you let it paralyze you.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness! ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Fear is healthy. I wish it came in a pill. I'd bottle it up and sell it to little children and the… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the hell out of me was a man… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“They say you fear what you don't understand. Maybe that's why every time I'm in South Florida, and I hear someone talking… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Would you mind a mind blindfold, a block on your imagination? You couldn’t create a fantasy world to live in, but you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A man with six fingers on one hand who gets his finger cutoff by the mafia probably doesn’t feel pain, fear, or… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I believe there are three tenants to live by in this apartment called Life: Love is empowering, Fear is motivating, and Passion… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Being strong is not the same as being a strong being. I should know because cowardice runs in my family, as I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Flowers and fear are a lot alike. For one, flowers and fear have a distinct smell, and two, I’m currently trying to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If someone is playing on my fear, the natural tendency for a person is to throw all their energy and focus into… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The office is painted with green and red stripes. It’s not painted that way so my mom can experience Christmas 364 more… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used as a screen to project animated bedtime stories onto, and also a place to project your fears… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to symbolize my fear. You may snicker and call me an irrational coward, but many people are… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Planning is worrying, only in a productive, proactive form. Worry has to be a large element of planning, or else how could… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toilet. Ah, but that’s life, no?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'm not afraid of death, I'm just not sure there is life after the honeymoon.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“Orafoura once told me that if I were a car, I’d be a Ferrari. One that was scratched smashed, rusted, and stolen.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“What makes a good leader? I ask myself this every day, and then as I begin to list off characteristics I realize I’m describing… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
“I’d like to file a missing person’s report—on my clone. It’s nearly 2012. He should have been here by now.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share
