When I got into the sport I was so fat that my manager said he should send me to boot camp to… — Li Na Copy Share Image
Bacon is clearly a food made by the Nazis to fatten up Americans. It has no nutritional value, is full of fat,… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
It certainly would have been adaptive for ancestral man to have a chubby wife during stressful times of famine. Not only would… — Helen Fisher Copy Share Image
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
There are no golden geese. There are only fat geese eating the food that could nourish more athletic opportunities for women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Forget about calories — everything makes thin people thinner, and fat people fatter. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
One popular new plastic surgery technique is called lip grafting, or 'fat recycling,' wherein fat cells are removed from one part of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
I'm a foodie, I'm always eating, I'm eating right now ...sometimes I get fat around the waist, but I don't care. — Lady Saw Copy Share Image
Years ago when a man began to notice that if he stood up on the subway he was immediately replaced by two… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda. — Neil Young Copy Share Image
I love this book! There are very few cookbooks published today that add something truly new and distinctive to the literature of… — Michael Ruhlman Copy Share Image
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride. — Hank Williams, Jr Copy Share Image
Yorgos Lanthimos said, "What about if he's a bit soft?" And I said, "Yeah, I think you're right." He just comfort-eats a… — Colin Farrell Copy Share Image
The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
When I was younger I'd berate myself: You're fat, you're not a good dancer, you'll never have a boyfriend. I don't sweat… — Valerie Harper Copy Share Image
And there are loners in rural communities who, at the equinox, are said to don new garments and stroll down to the… — Louis Aragon Copy Share Image
My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately. — Roger Ailes Copy Share Image
At the Sharper Image store, I saw a body fat analyzer. Didn't that used to be called a mirror? — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Mike Royce and I have always had success writing what we know. What we know now is that we're middle-aged, neurotic and… — Ray Romano Copy Share Image
You may see me, fat and shining, with well-cared for hide, . . . a hog from Epicurus' herd. [Lat., Me pinguem… — Horace Copy Share Image
No... the blues are because you're getting fat or because it's been raining too long. You're just sad, that's all. The mean… — Holly Golightly Copy Share Image
