Fat Quotes · Page 12

I have the mentality of like 'Let me show you my back fat or my muffin top, so that I don't have…

— Stassi Schroeder

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?

— Jo Brand

I didn't make you look fat, not pushing yourself away from the table made you look fat.

— Rock Cowles Caricaturist

On the Housewives I was real chunky. In person I don't look that fat.

— Paul Nassif

I've done bit parts on shows where I've been the fat girl or the punk rocker.

— Karen Kilgariff

No, that's not it. The first time we met was at Fat Tuesday's. Benny was playing, this was, I think in 1989?

— Benny Green

Of course there are fat French women. There are fat people everywhere.

— Mireille Guiliano

Many of us are tethered to bodies that sabotage us in our struggle to keep from getting fat, or to slim down…

— Robin Marantz Henig

Don't assume that all fat people are gluttons. And don't use the word 'fat.' There is a principle here. Learn from logic…

— John Piper

People can call me what they like - fat, ugly, sour - but tell me I'm not fair, tell me I'm not…

— Deborah Meaden

I'm getting fat... because my size, I put on 20 or 30 pounds, it doesn't show very much... I'm thinking about going…

— Yao Ming

I did side planks for my obliques, which are one of my trouble areas. And traditional planks tone your back so you…

— Ashley Greene

I like to think, personally, that Shaq got scared. He saw the six-pack and realized if he faced me at WrestleMania, he…

— Big Show

A lot of women don't like when they're sort of fat, but a fat foot is as beautiful as a skinny foot.…

— Christian Louboutin

If you're in the public eye, you're constantly scrutinised. I was called too thin and then too fat when I was overweight.…

— Jameela Jamil

I was muscular - I was never overweight. But tell a girl that she has to lose 15 pounds when she's not…

— Kim Alexis

My brothers used to call me Bob. They'd laugh at me, and I didn't get it. I'm 13 years old at the…

— Michael Strahan

I followed the footsteps of Scarface, Willie D, Bushwick Bill, Big Pokey, Lil Keke, Fat Pat, Big Moe, and Slim Thug. Those…

— Paul Wall

“The truth of the matter was that Juliet would look good in a sack. Somehow everything she wore fitted perfectly. Glenda, on…

— Terry Pratchett

A lot of us are ruled by fear during our lives - afraid we'll get burgled, afraid a dog will bite us,…

— Joanna Lumley

I think we're getting to the point where everyone's getting fat and everyone's getting allergic, or claims to be allergic to something…

— Adam Carolla

It's a weird one: nobody notices when a brilliant comedian is fat or has sweat marks under their arms. Peter Kay isn't…

— Michael McIntyre

I thought I was in good shape. When I was at Burnley, and we got our body fat done, I had a…

— Kieran Trippier

My sister was brilliant: she was in the 25 top math students in the country. When she finished college, I said, 'Spend…

— William Klein

There are tons of vitamins and minerals you'll get in plant-based foods that are not soluble if you don't eat fat.

— Damaris Phillips

Well, I mean she's of a certain biological age but she didn't have to go around with fat patches and stuff.

— Stockard Channing

When you're a little fat boy in any kind of school, you're just persecuted something awful.

— Raymond Burr

Now, my body fat runs around 18 percent, which is normal and, you know, kind of in the middle of normal, actually.

— Phil McGraw

Fat is your friend. The brain thrives on a fat-rich, low-carbohydrate diet.

— David Perlmutter

“Fat people are funny … until obesity pays your loved one a visit.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.”

— Amit Kalantri

I think my father is nearly perfect. I think he's quite handsome, except a bit fat.

— Gina Rinehart

I was a fat kid. I can laugh now. But I got teased about being an Oompa Loompa and stuff like that.

— Rebecca Breeds

I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.

— Stephen Vincent Benet

I used to use Facetune to get rid of blemishes, and slimming apps because I was scared of being called fat, but…

— Emily Atack

It's really irrelevant, but I wouldn't want to be stick thin. It's better to have bit of fat on your face when…

— Alison Moyet

I was too fat to play Red Rocks, I was so huge that it endangered my heart to be up on stage.

— John Popper

I get fat if I eat too many carbs. It's just the way my body is, so I gotta watch the carbs.

— P.K. Subban

Dear Lord, If you can't make me SKINNY, please make my friends FAT!

— Anonymous

I would love to date a chef. I'd probably get really fat, but I don't care.

— Elizabeth Olsen