Sometimes I write the song lyrics on facebook and say singing so that people won't notice that I'm actualy not singing but… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter and Google have all opened offices in Brazil, recognizing the importance of localizing their products and customer service efforts. — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
If you're a person who says Only God can judge me on a regular basis, people are actually judging you a lot… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Since social media arrived social skills have declined. Fake became real and narcissists thrive!” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
I think I've discovered the secret of life. You just hang around till you get used to it. — Charles Schulz Copy Share Image
Before Google, and long before Facebook, Bezos had realized that the greatest value of an online company lay in the consumer data… — George Packer Copy Share Image
I never knew you could offend someone by masturbating. This couple just opened their closet and they look really pissed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I didn't know what Facebook was, and now that I do know what it is, I have to say, it sounds like… — Betty White Copy Share Image
What you see from these tech companies - Facebook, YouTube, Twitter - they control the space and they control the speech. — Tim Pool Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I Bought 1 Gigabyte Of Data Just To Unfriend People Who Complain About Their Relationships And The Weather. — Maoza Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I want to sit on my right hand so it feels like someone else is stopping me from masturbating. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The power of Bernie Sanders was not only in his email list. The centers of power were local groups that formed on… — Saikat Chakrabarti Copy Share Image
I got a teenage daughter and a menopausal wife. One's getting breasts, one's getting whiskers. My life is over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“While you were busy trying to prove God stands behind you, God was before me lighting the trail, so he could lead… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
A relationship with God is the most important relationship you can have. Trust him and everything will always turn out fine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is a book in which the first chapter is written in poetry and the rest of the book is prose; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why do so many females look better on Facebook and Instagram than in person? Answer: Photo Editing -Just Saying — Ephrem Hardin Copy Share Image
I'm still in my first marriage. I know, it's wrong to talk about it so temporary like that. My current husband hates… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either you've done something very right or very wrong. — Idunno Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We might enjoy essays, TED talks, and even Facebook posts bemoaning our dependency on tech, but judging by our enthusiastic adoption of… — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
When your life changes and there's nothing you can do about it. Have the courage to build a new life; I did,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
BUREAUCRACY You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Prom culture is now painstakingly documented on sites such as Instagram and Facebook, exacerbating the angst of the uninvited. — Rachel Simmons Copy Share Image
Facebook's position with rival tech companies boils down to this: if you want access to all the information we've collected, strike a… — Daniel Lyons Copy Share Image
Do not, no matter how much peers may pressure you, allow anyone to get to third base with you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Think; we have imaginary farms, cities, and animals. It is okay to poke people and write on walls. Facebook is a mental… — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I was lucky to become a Facebook board member in late 2008. Restricted stock units granted me at the time have increased… — Donald E. Graham Copy Share Image
I never know how to respond to "What's good?" Life? Everything? Cupcakes & rainbows & puppies? What is the appropriate answer? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didnt know if you like people pictures you gotta be f***in with them, smh people take fb way too serious, but… — Tony G Copy Share Image
These people are harassing me badly, they said they'll cut…… if I don't pay my phone bill on time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody with all these devices and it's oh I gotta tweet, I gotta Facebook, I gotta this, I gotta that... it's like… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When we talk with policymakers about Facebook, it's about how users have control over information. — Marne Levine Copy Share Image
