Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best revenge? Happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy than seeing someone actually having a good life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In my view, we need to break up Facebook from Instagram and the other potential competitors that Facebook bought up. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
You never know what you have until it's gone but you also never know what your missing until its found — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was working at Facebook and on the front lines of Web2 for a decade. Then I blew up my entire life… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg did his own software for Facebook, and Larry Page and Sergey Brin made their own for Google. — Xavier Niel Copy Share Image
Google never knew how successful key words would be. Facebook didn't know how successful Zynga would be. — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are moments when, without Internet, even the non-solitaries would die from loneliness. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
You can spend 20 minutes or an hour on Facebook or you can spend 20 minutes or an hour at the gym. — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
The hardest part about walking away, is no matter how slow you, walk they'll never chase after you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
