My road to success is blocked by a huge rocks obstacle with a big sign that says 'Twitter.com' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If all of a sudden the number of friend requests in your profile increases, understand that the thirty days block period of… — Himmilicious Copy Share Image
Today, I believe everybody's their own brand, and everybody has their own brand and they curate their own brand on their Facebook… — Kenneth Cole Copy Share Image
Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Mf say facebook fuck up there relationship mf stop you fuck up yor relationship on facebook doing dumb shit I no someone… — Tony G Copy Share Image
When someone says wow you are a pervert , look at them, smile & say it took you this long to figure that out? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, HENPECKED, A man who is so timid, he is even afraid to talk back to other people's wives — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Logging on to Facebook in the morning is like saying; Here! Have a bowl of drama to start your day off. It… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's cheaper to buy and use and place ads on Facebook than it is to buy print and radio. — Michael Rapino Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like you're talking to yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like you status not simple because I'm making you to get more likes but because its touching me. — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
These days, tales of what Facebook did with its users during the singularity are commonly used to scare naughty children in Wales. — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a… — Leelee Sobieski Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking,… — Paperjam Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?ill start with u — Babloo Copy Share Image
We may not be able to change what we have done in the past..but we can change what will happen in the… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
To be successful in engaging others, you must share AND create. If these actions are weighted, so is your potential for reach… — Jamie Timbre Copy Share Image
STOREROOM: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Clearly there's value in Twitter and Facebook; otherwise, none of us would be involved in it. — Eric Bischoff Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Google+ will never have a user base to rival Facebook's. It just won't. Not even if you include the 'users' who create… — Shawn Amos Copy Share Image
Before giving your heart to anyone, make sure that you own their heart first. Business is business — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Google created the intent graph. Facebook created the social graph. We are creating the emotional graph. — Naveen Tewari Copy Share Image
Seriously, I want to make an application to detecting every images with duck face, and sell this app to facebook — RK26 Copy Share Image
I think I have a serious problem---Today I was reading the newspaper and found myself looking for the Like button. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Advises: If you are not fluent in sarcasm, chances are you will misinterpret everything I say. Sorry, that's just the way I… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Everything I know about Facebook makes me want to avoid it. Twitter has really improved my reading habits. — Robert Christgau Copy Share Image
Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman… Because Women don't run behind Unsuccessful Men! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Social networking platforms like Facebook and Twitter should be urged to adhere to business practices that maximize the safety of activists using… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, I heard Twitter's replacing you. Hell yeah, karma's a bitch! Sincerely, MySpace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up on Facebook; it's a different realm I live in. For some people, this is inauthentic, but for me, it's… — Petra Collins Copy Share Image
Life would be better if girls had mute buttons, boys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons and good times… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Take time to find that friend that will be there for you, and if you mistake others for them along the way,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
