My third song I put out, it got a lot of shares on Facebook. I'm like 'OK, they digging it.' — GloRilla Copy Share Image
AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Not to brag but its women who always say 'SORRY' to me Like this women in bar last night said: SORRY Asshole,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was watching Gene Simmons' TV show, Family Jewels. Or as it's known in the business, 'The Osbournes' Without the Talented Father. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If they ever do an autopsy of me, they'd assume the cause of death from a broken heart and multiple stab wounds… — Evita Loca Copy Share Image
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No matter how many cute faces you set your EYES upon, if you already have set your HEART for someone, you will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someguys are capable of playing Mr nice guy of facebook but in real life, they suck big time. — Dumi Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you post a funny status on Facebook and someone has to ruin it by commenting being all serious. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Facebook fans have become my family in a lot of ways, so when that was taken away from me, it felt… — Tomi Lahren Copy Share Image
Dance to the music only you can hear, live everyday the way you want, and never lose hope, because sometimes that's all… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Facebook is where hypocrisy, falseness, double standards, rumors and depression meet up for coffee. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other… — Lindsey Vonn Copy Share Image
Midnight is the time when we think, 'Well, we should probably send our last email; let me just check Facebook one more… — Matthew Walker Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you take care of our house & everyone in it, & I learned we… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LinkedIn is for the people you know. Facebook is for the people you used to know. Twitter is for people you want… — Mike Copy Share Image
People shouldn't be scared of taking a chance on a new life because of what-ifs and buts. They should go for it… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Thinks certain people need to get there facts straight about the situation before they run there mouths — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Facebook is about sharing experiences that you've had. Foursquare is more about the present tense and the future tense. — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's never the end game. Facebook is now a platform upon which all kinds of applications are being built it's definitely not… — Sean Parker Copy Share Image
I feel proud wen bf of a girl removes me frm there fb I'd as just they r afraid of losing their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A lot of great people come to Facebook. In our business, we're about how do we help connect our companies to great… — David Sze Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack. New life goal? I think so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Life was so simple when apples and blackberries were fruit, a tweet was the sound of nature, and facebooks were photo albums” — Carl Henegan Copy Share Image
“People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook!” — T.A Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch them in… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
