That annoying moment when you just want to listen to music but someone wants to constantly speak to you, making you pause… — Emanuel Sebastiao Copy Share Image
I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
Facebook should make a 'Wow that's the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard, you should be punched in the throat.' button. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
PRAISE, Something which, if directed to your wife, will lighten your marriage -- even if it frightens her at first. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Heather Mills. Now that she's divorced, let her go marry the drummer from Def Leppard. They can rub their… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When my girlfriend is angry, I go to Facebook and constantly refresh my relationship status to see if I'm single again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 2016, there was no sign that conservative pages did badly on Facebook. To the contrary, they were the pages that got… — Zeynep Tufekci Copy Share Image
Whenever you feel like a genius, remember there was a time in your life when you were learning to not poop your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If mini skirts today get any shorter... women will have two more lips to paint, two more cheeks to powder, and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, 'Mom is that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually don't read most of the coverage about Facebook. I try to learn from getting input from people who use our… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter or Facebook and don't even use email. I don't trust computers: one day they'll all break down, and… — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
We've got 942 friends on Facebook, but when was the last time we spent an afternoon sitting in High Park with one… — Carl Honore Copy Share Image
What Facebook meant to me..? An application to update my fav. things, like soccer, mobile models, latest movies AND LATEST but USELESS… — Chakshu Aggarwal Copy Share Image
Facebook and Google are essentially an advertising duopoly, and we have almost no idea how their algorithms work. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
's thought of the day. If you know you Love someone, then never be afraid to tell them. It could change your… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't get me wrong: I love social websites like Facebook and Twitter, but I think it creates way too many opportunities for… — Jillian Rose Reed Copy Share Image
Facebook should have some kind of limit on the number of times that people can change their relationship statuses. After five or… — Ryan Swain Copy Share Image
I've never felt this way about anyone before. - Every girl, literally every time they like a guy — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It's good netiquette to provide links in updates. Everyone does not know what you know. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
“You think Facebook was created by some asshole at Harvard? That asshole is on the government payroll.” — Amy Kinzer Copy Share Image
I began modeling in early 2015 through a Facebook ad my mom found. I was always interested in doing it. — Alex Consani Copy Share Image
TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Griddle cakes, pancakes, hotcakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is something decidedly faux about the camaraderie of Facebook, something illusory about the connectedness of Twitter. — Bill Keller Copy Share Image
There comes a point in time where you just have to forget about those who don't care about you. Find those who… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The hardest thing in the world is to say Good Bye to Facebook. ''Don't You Dare Try it'' — Evan Copy Share Image
I had a hard enough time in high school, fitting in without having to keep up with Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook -… — Amanda Crew Copy Share Image
Sometimes I'll see a girl jogging that's so sexy, I'll jog directly behind her ass until she gets home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Yesterday, I came home early from work and found my Girlfriend cheating. The lazy bitch has hired a maid for cooking. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook is big. Bigger than Justin Bieber or Ashton Kutcher's Twitter following. Hell, it's even bigger than obesity and possibly just as… — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
My Friend dumped his GF last night. To make her feel better, I gave her company in her shower today & BITCH… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can forgive at a certain point. I can forget at a certain point. but I still have to let go... at… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be… — Ronak Gurung Copy Share Image
Facebook isn't a waste of time, it's important, it um, let's me, um, yeah OK it's a waste of time but you… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Instagram and nightclubs are where ugly people go to trick people into thinking they're hot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thinks there would be a lot less road rage if everyone got off the phone, turned the radio up, and sang along — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
