My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can tell a lot about a person by their car… For example, if it's in a ditch, it's a woman. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Show your netiquette, to become cyber friends with those you have met, on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
TIP...(Ladies)...neva kill yaself ova a dude cause that same dude would bring his new girl 2 ur funeralª — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
There's only a few platforms that really aggregate content well together, Facebook being one of the best, probably the most diverse of… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
Creators of facebook knows your every move and post on its platform. In the same way,the Creator of life knows your every… — Anas Copy Share Image
I am not very comfortable with Facebook and Twitter, and that's why I've kept myself away from such things. — Tanushree Dutta Copy Share Image
Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Youre beautiful. No, youre beautiful! No, No, youre Beautiful. No No No. Youre beautiful. -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
When life hands you a fight,learn to love it,when life hands you love, learn to fight for it, with all you've got,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I hate when women say that all men want from them is sex, coz that's bullshit. We want you for blowjobs too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I actually think Facebook made it their business to be close with all of the app developers. They couldn't have done more. — Max Levchin Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Compromise: The art of dividing the cake in a way that makes everyone believe they got the largest piece. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A bargain, and a sensible person understands that someone must get the better of any bargain; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Isn't it true that many students do more of facebook than facing their book? You can never cook stones and expect meat. — Abegunde Sunday O Copy Share Image
Woman say:CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS? Woman means:There is no way I'm going to let any part of your body touch any… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In time your heart will heal. Have a little faith in your decision, I know it wasn't an easy one for you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It is proper netiquette to invite new friends in real life to connect with you on the internet. — David Chiles Copy Share Image
I think one thing that may have happened with both Facebook and Zynga is that they may have waited too long to… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm happy I have fans; obviously, they're such great people. When I'm on Twitter and Facebook, they say such nice things that… — Dakota Goyo Copy Share Image
I've got these die-hard fans on Facebook, and you'd swear they haven't heard anything I've done since 1962, 1963. — Dion DiMucci Copy Share Image
I just want to tell people that they can listen Songs... without posting about it on Facebook — The Prbn Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Social media is the only vehicle I know that progresses forward while the passengers regress.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
Children : The child is God's gift to the family. Each child is created in the special image and likeness of God… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Between Twitter and Facebook, early word of mouth for a film can destroy it immediately or take something you've never heard of… — Dana Brunetti Copy Share Image
In this country, alcohol is hardly ever seen as a drug problem. Instead, we think of it as more of a driving… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The funny part of being funny is when you start seeing your fans writing funny words and attributing them to you.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Wants to remind you that even though you can not go back and make a brand new start, you can always start… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I may not have as many likes as your status update does but in realilty every one is talking about my status… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
A woman goes to a palm reader and hears that her husband will die a violent death. She asks, Will I be… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just deleted some friends on Facebook, if you're reading this then you're one of the lucky ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
