LOVE, A strange feeling that comes over a man -- when he keeps wanting to call a girl by his last name; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In military they will give you medal for killing 5 men but discharge you for loving ONE. — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
“We live in a world where we will share everything about celebrities on social media but our friend's business posts are invisible.” — Sanjo Jendayi Copy Share Image
How can you believe in the word BELIEVE when theres a lie in the center? When theres an END of every FRIEND?… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
If I followed you back after 15 minutes of following me, I was just pretending to be busy & I failed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear 5th grader, how are you in a complicated relationship on Facebook? What did they do, steal your animal crackers? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Been living on this earth for so long now and still don't know what a happy life feels like. I'm ready for… — Jonathan Anthony Burkett Copy Share Image
Researchers claim that the Internet is making us dumber and more impatient. I dont get it. Moving on. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
They say if you want to update your status every minutes go to twitter, but last I checker twitter have limited words… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who is never so busy bringing home the bacon that he forgets the applesauce; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm definitely not on Twitter. I do have a Facebook page and Facebook friends. It's a lot of fun, especially if you… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
Almost all serial killers are men. That's 'cause women like to kill one man slowly over many, many years. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Feeling rejected after someone reads your message on facebook and doesnt have the manners to reply?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am comfortable with technology. I am a private person and would rather not be on Twitter or Facebook. — Zeenat Aman Copy Share Image
How hasn't someone invented a smoke detector that can tell the difference between blazing inferno & toast?!? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If youre protective and tall and sweet and cute and smell good and give good hugs then I want to date you — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Life was so simple when apples and blackberries were fruit, a tweet was the sound of nature, and facebooks were photo albums” — Carl Henegan Copy Share Image
“People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook!” — T.A Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch them in… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Facebook is about sharing experiences that you've had. Foursquare is more about the present tense and the future tense. — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
I feel proud wen bf of a girl removes me frm there fb I'd as just they r afraid of losing their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's never the end game. Facebook is now a platform upon which all kinds of applications are being built it's definitely not… — Sean Parker Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of great people come to Facebook. In our business, we're about how do we help connect our companies to great… — David Sze Copy Share Image
Ghetto language. Bathroom = Baafrumm. Refrigerator = Fridgerataa. Remote control = Moken troll. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When girls have a great night out, they talk about it for months. When guys have a great night out, that night… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook is like jail. You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently, if you laugh for 24 hours straight you get a six-pack. New life goal? I think so. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My Girlfriend just said that I should stop acting like an year old. I almost choked on her boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Profile Pictures: What people want them to think they look like. Tagged Pictures: What they actually look like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
These days, tales of what Facebook did with its users during the singularity are commonly used to scare naughty children in Wales. — Cory Doctorow Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a… — Leelee Sobieski Copy Share Image
Why do they put alcohol on the arm of a death row inmate before they give him the needle? Are they afraid… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me, you all are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking,… — Paperjam Copy Share Image
