Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when your best friend likes your Facebook status because they know the story behind it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK bed, I'm coming, let me finish my affair with Facebook and you can have me all night. — Arjun Loveable Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you are stalking someone's facebook photos and you accidentally click LIKE. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hold onto the ones you hold most dear. Love them, cherish them. Never give up or turn your back to them. Cause… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I see fighters make funny videos about me and stick them on Facebook and get 20 likes. When I make a video,… — Conor McGregor Copy Share Image
Girl's Life Lesson 1: Crying confuses men. They get uncomfortable and will do anything to get it to stop. Take advantage. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normally, my digital peregrinations take me to destinations like Facebook, YouTube, and boingboing.net. — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
We're so very focused on ourselves and on self-promotion. It goes on all day with Facebook and Twitter and Instagram. — Nancy Jo Sales Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How we dress, the car we drive, the profession we have, the Facebook updates we post, they all reveal a great deal… — Anna Richardson Copy Share Image
- When Somebody Cute Or Sexy Uploads Pictures Of Themself And He/She Gets 100 Likes Less Than 10 Seconds.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute. But when you mess up a GIRL'S hair... I hope you… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Jesus was your friend on Facebook, would you have goneahead and posted what you did today? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is only compatible when the man makes a living and his wife makes living worthwhile; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never lend a book to someone who don't know how to read, never give your heart to someone that don't know how… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life is much like FACEBOOK. People will 'Like' your problems and 'Comment.' But no one is gonna solve them. Because everybody seems… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We have a completely unregulated digital landscape. There is almost no oversight. We are placing blind trust in companies like Facebook to… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
LOVE, A situation which happens when you think almost as much of another as you do of yourself; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
As with Google, Facebook was a place that just concentrated a lot of top talent. It's just sort of natural that those… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
You will be judged on how you live your life, but I will also be judged on how I treat you — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
Too many people equate true love with finding a perfect partner without understanding that the world is full of imperfect people, including… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you can't be the reason behind her smile, at least be the reason she walks funny for a while! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Want a relationship to last? Try Biting, Hair Pulling, and letting one have more control then the other — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I think Facebook is an extraordinarily important part of the Internet ecosystem, and having a robust presence there is a critical part… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Facebook and pictures on the Internet have created such a different way of dating. It's not necessarily good because an obsessive quality… — Alexander Koch Copy Share Image
No one ever complained about Facebook for a single day until Donald Trump was president. — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe: Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to write stories on Facebook, and people started reading them, from 10-12 people initially, to thousands of people later. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't misjudge somebody before you meet them, Because they can be that person you never expected them to be. — Michael Malara Copy Share Image
It's not a day that don't go by that I don't thank God for waking me up to enjoy life and appreciate… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
