I don't kno whats beta texting or the inbox on facebook at least you can see if they saw it on facebook — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
When a guy likes you...he'll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for… — PrInCeSs PeAcHeS Copy Share Image
All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that a man with a helmet defending his country should make more money than a man with a helmet defending… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If we don't build a company as influential as Google or Facebook, then we failed. I'm, like, perpetually stressed, honestly. — Arash Ferdowsi Copy Share Image
We are pretty firm believers in the fact that you make your own fate, with or without the Facebook ordeal. — Tyler Winklevoss Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a husband can determine when his wife comes to the end of one argument and begins the next; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody with all these devices and it's oh I gotta tweet, I gotta Facebook, I gotta this, I gotta that... it's like… — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Ex-lovers Are really dying for you to telephone them at four… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A process much like a cafeteria -- you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best -- and pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When we talk with policymakers about Facebook, it's about how users have control over information. — Marne Levine Copy Share Image
When I realized I could use Facebook as a way to communicate directly with my fans, I thought it would be a… — Betty White Copy Share Image
F yu dnntt knno errylastt detail abbtt sum1 then dnntt start runnin ya mouf abbtt em && sayinn shitt thhtt ydk is… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You go on Facebook, you buy social advertising. And you can very cost-effectively target people who are in the market for your… — Marc Andreesen Copy Share Image
You have a certain identity that you present to the world on Facebook, and you have a certain identity that you present… — Brian Acton Copy Share Image
Every successful business, even Google, Facebook, Twitter, started with a combination of manual improvements and friends of the founders using the site. — James Altucher Copy Share Image
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I can barely use my iPhone. I can't do Facebook, can't do Twitter, can't do Instagram, none of it. — Joe Gilgun Copy Share Image
LOVER(S), People who never get tired of each other because they are always talking about themselves; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, The only thing that has changed over the millions of years of playing this game is that trumps have changed from… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl loves when you go all-in in a poker game. The woman loves when you go all-in in the bedroom. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I use Facebook all the time. I'm not a believer that they're going to do everything on the Internet better than anyone… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
I'm afraid to tell you how I feel cause I don't want to lose you. so I'm just going to be quite… — Purple's Heart Copy Share Image
“For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
A Big Mac, Large fries, and a DIET Coke? You must really be watching your calories. Don't be too hard on yourself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When do these twitter girls will realize that boys are usually following them or retweeting them for sexting & not for their tweets? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I texted my girlfriend a picture of my flaccid penis. I just wanted to let her know I was thinking about her. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LUXURIES, Items which, by grand design, always cost more -- for example: a divorce decree costs more than a marriage license — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The follower counts should be hidden so we can be fair and judge people only by the quality of their tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Here's the lovely thing about not-chronic, non-clinical insomnia; you get to see dawn. Otherwise it's just great for procrastination and doing stupid… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I tweet, Facebook, website, but guess what? Do I look at any response? Have I ever looked at a response? I wouldn't… — John Calipari Copy Share Image
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you have an older family member on Facebook and they comment on EVERYTHING you do. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If a guy isn't trying his best to have you, then he probably isn't the best for you to have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you find the word Love in the dictionary you will know the meaning, If you find LOVE from someone, you will… — Ab Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have decided to leave Facebook and Oculus to work on curing diseases using some new imaging technologies I've been incubating for… — Mary Lou Jepsen Copy Share Image
Facebook should change the relationship status from 'Its complicated' to 'Sammie and Ronnie' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
