Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. -- A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Has been looking for something to do all night, but somehow always ends up right back on Facebook with nothing to do… — Young Siddiq Prince Copy Share Image
For every Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook, there's 30 other entrepreneurs that started their business after working for several years. — Neil Blumenthal Copy Share Image
At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing nice about being dead is that you immediately become eligible to appear on stamps and money. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We are raising a generation of children who may not know how to mobilize without Facebook. — Ory Okolloh Copy Share Image
Look at Microsoft, Google, and Facebook. They have all entered many sectors, and actually, in many of those sectors, they weren't as… — Ma Huateng Copy Share Image
Digital activism did not spring immaculately out of Twitter and Facebook. It's been going on ever since blogs existed. — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, you know you have small boobs. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It is probable that Facebook boasts the broadest, deepest, and most comprehensive dataset of human information, interests, and activity ever collected. — Jon Evans Copy Share Image
If we say Facebook doesn't agree with our rules in our country we are going to stop Facebook in our country. We… — Peter Sunde Copy Share Image
Me: Where have you been all my life? She: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook peeps: Please stop showing photos of animal cruelty and dead pets. If I want to be depressed I'll just youtube… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, SMART, A man who buys his wife such fine china that she will never trust him to do the dishes; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO? Woman means:I can't believe you have nothing planned! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not being in love that makes me happy...it is the person that I am in love with that does. — Purple's Heart Copy Share Image
Facebook, the place people go to post their problems for everyone to see. funny thing is they won't go to that person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No matter how good or bad you think life is,wake up each day and be thankful for life. Somewhere else,someone is fighting… — Reymon Iglesia Copy Share Image
We never saw Google+ Circles or Facebook Lists as reflective of the way our friendships play out. — Evan Spiegel Copy Share Image
It's a normal thing for people to do, going on Facebook and seeing pictures of their exes with their new significant others. — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I try to post on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at least once a day. But, it changes depending on what I have… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
“Today, spend a little time cultivating relationships offline. Never forget that everybody isn't on social media.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
Don't hate people, hate the games they play. We all make mistakes. At some point there is this thing called enough. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Everybody knows somebody who's Facebook relationship status should be 'Still banging my ex.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A person that loves you doesnt need to take any promises, he just have to prove that even if he doesnt have… — Laine Copy Share Image
There's a real company in Facebook and then a lot of pretenders riding their coat tails. — Whitney Tilson Copy Share Image
Woman say:I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE. Woman means:I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Long time ago I used to have a life, until someone told me to create a Facebook account. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you are ugly, you are ugly. Posting your naked picture on facebook won't turn you to be beautiful — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
While I have never learned to use a computer, I am surrounded by family and friends who carry information to me from… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
What you see from these tech companies - Facebook, YouTube, Twitter - they control the space and they control the speech. — Tim Pool Copy Share Image
Had a weird dream last night that I murdered 4 people who unfollowed me on twitter. But woke up relieved to find… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I Bought 1 Gigabyte Of Data Just To Unfriend People Who Complain About Their Relationships And The Weather. — Maoza Copy Share Image
Girls are really dressing up like sluts these days. This one young girl just got up from her seat & I totally… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
