I've written a book; I've become a better husband and father because I'm home every day. My connection to the Hollywood world… — Isaiah Washington Copy Share Image
Personnely I think that conservatives & liberals should move towards the middle of the road. Makes it easier to run'em over. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I said It would take too long to explain. I really meant I have no idea how it works. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When we ourselves don't understand what's inside our heart,how can we understand what's inside others? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just got engaged. My fiancée won't take my name because Lisa Levin sounds awful. So she's just going to remain Lisa… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone who complains about all the drama that goes on, on facebook are usually the people causing the drama because nobody else… — Universalclockwork Copy Share Image
I don't like facebook.There are fake id's.Some even don't know they are flirting with their sisters… — Ritesh Ojha Copy Share Image
Facebook is quite entrenched and has a network effect. It's hard to break into a network once it's formed. — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
People do that on Facebook and it's the dumbest thing in the world. I don't care what your dinner looks like. Stop… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
People don't want to leave Facebook to play games - Zynga's phenomenal success is proof of that. — David Perry Copy Share Image
You status is axactly talking to me! How did you know I was in that situation...? Well I didn't know I guess… — Dumi Copy Share Image
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: A contradiction in terms. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, Is in trouble with her roles when her husband finds her a whore in the kitchen and a cook in the… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you continually have poke wars with someone but you dont actually talk to them in person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Truth: it stabs you in the arm Lies: Stab you in the heart. Always be truthful from the start. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Have you ever thought if they added You Tube, Twitter, and Facebook together it would be called: You Twit Face! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
You never know what you have until it's gone but you also never know what your missing until its found — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
In my view, we need to break up Facebook from Instagram and the other potential competitors that Facebook bought up. — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
My girl went away for the weekend, and I didn't masturbate once. I masturbated 21 times. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They always say to treat people the way you want to be treated. So far, I've given 4 handjobs today. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The best revenge? Happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy than seeing someone actually having a good life. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Facebook is a place where humans communicate with each onther soooo wtf are you doing here this is not a Zoo!! — Natasha Uys Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest part about walking away, is no matter how slow you, walk they'll never chase after you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can spend 20 minutes or an hour on Facebook or you can spend 20 minutes or an hour at the gym. — Hilaria Baldwin Copy Share Image
Nothing is sadder than a guy who complains on Facebook about how shitty his sex life is. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are moments when, without Internet, even the non-solitaries would die from loneliness. — Jean-Paul Malfatti Copy Share Image
My wife always bring these injured animals to home. I think she should just stop driving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Mark Zuckerberg did his own software for Facebook, and Larry Page and Sergey Brin made their own for Google. — Xavier Niel Copy Share Image
Google never knew how successful key words would be. Facebook didn't know how successful Zynga would be. — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
I was working at Facebook and on the front lines of Web2 for a decade. Then I blew up my entire life… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A group which consists of: a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For all the young girls getting tattoos, Remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People who say lying gets you in trouble are liars.. As far as I know.. An honest answer gets u in deep… — SouL Copy Share Image
The idea of just sitting at home on Facebook worries me. I think we should all get out more. — Irvine Welsh Copy Share Image
WIFE, A woman who can spot a blond hair on her husband's coat from ten feet away but can never see a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Like this Bible. It cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- 'People are more interested in others life than their own-! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I found Beam when he was 16 years old. He dropped his SoundCloud page onto my Facebook. 'I listened to it and… — Andy Mineo Copy Share Image
Not going to change to plz anyone. I am me! Don't like what you see? Delete is here for a reason. Go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
