I don't have anger issues, I have issues with idiots who make me angry. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though. — Sean Doolittle Copy Share Image
Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you. — Zahid Abas Copy Share Image
''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it…!!!!!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is blocked in mainland China, but is used heavily by the rest of the Chinese-speaking world, including Hong Kong, Singapore, and… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Live your life to the fullest and don't care what anyone thinks. Just be you and if people wanna talk about you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Facebook has emotions, YouTube has likes and dislikes but to like 50 times over you’ve got to find a happy Medium.” — Chandra dos Santos Copy Share Image
For all you care to know, your Soul mate may be browsing your Facebook profile, stealing your smiles and praying to God… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
Facebook allows outsiders to add functionality to the site but reserves the right to change that policy at any time, to charge… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
Aaron Sorkin was completely unable to understand the actual psychology of Mark or of Facebook. He can't conceive of a world where… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
On engagement, we're already seeing that mobile users are more likely to be daily active users than desktop users. They're more likely… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
“If Lenin would have had facebook, there would never have been any Russian Revolution. He would have had five followers, a handful… — Martijn Benders Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It feels to me that Facebook may be a sort of once-in-a-decade type of company. — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
