Oh you're the type of girl that uses your personality as birth control. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those cards you hold well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life will never be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion — Anonymous Copy Share Image
5% of all hearing loss is a result of sitting in a restaurant next to a table full of women who just… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you… — Andrew Garfield Copy Share Image
Every man has a definite style to attract woman. But the golden rule says: No one is tempted, if she is not… — Laine Copy Share Image
It sucks when logging into facebook and there is no notification, no messages, no friend requests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God has no phone but I talk to him, He has no facebook but he is still my friend, He does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Facebook: Where hoes call out hoes when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was in the same class as Mark Zuckerberg at Harvard. So we really experienced Facebook in a unique way. It launched… — Elise Stefanik Copy Share Image
“To all my readers. I don't need my daughter's okay to do anything. I was a writer before she was my daughter.… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
You may be facebook famous behind a keyboard, but in reality, face to face, your on the same level as everyone else.… — Carniel Dunlop Copy Share Image
Once I found this possibility to use Twitter and Facebook and my blog to connect to my readers, I'm going to use… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“I dinnae get people, like they all want to be watched, to be seen, like all the time. They put up their… — Jenni Fagan Copy Share Image
“We could, however, demand much more from the social media sites that are so eager to sign up our kids and encourage… — Emily Bazelon Copy Share Image
On all open platforms, regardless of whether it's Facebook or the Apple App Store, the largest segment is entertainment and games. It's… — Ma Huateng Copy Share Image
One of my coworkers has an annoying habit, He works! Makes me look bad. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyones bathroom looks like 1 mirror at a time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts, One for each face. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
Spiders are nature's perverts... Why else are they found in the bathrooms? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Number of followers doesn't make you a leader . Hitler had thousands and jesus had 12 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl gives you breakfast in bed. The woman gives you breakfast and head. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook rule 1: If I'm not in your photo, don't tag me in your photo. — Ronald Oliver Copy Share Image
SOCIALISM: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
