Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can not get back on your feet until you first get up off your ass. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am true to myself and my beliefs I am glad I was taught to accept me for me to live life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to… — Jenn Proske Copy Share Image
Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social media promote the word Hater now a dayz itz like everybody seems to have a hater... — Melvin B Copy Share Image
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Teenagers on facebook: I'm in a band, I model, I'm bi ~~~~~~~~ What they actually mean: I play guitar hero, I have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Psychologically, constantly thinking about your ex prevents you from finding a new love interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The evening makes me think Facebook is a blessing and a curse. Sure, it helps us keep track of people with whom… — Rachel Bertsche Copy Share Image
Does Facebook act as though I own my online life, or as though it does? Concretely: Can I control what data it… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL COZ WENEVA IM SAD INBOX DERS ALEAST ONE CUTE GIRL TO CHEER ME UP..DATS Y I SAY HEAVEN IS… — Raveen Copy Share Image
I think celebrity has become almost normalized. I feel like we all live our lives in a pale imitation of celebrity. With… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
When my TV show was in production, dozens of women asked me out on Facebook. Some were shy about it; some were… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Since the iPhone, the most transformative products have not been gadgets but services. Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat have changed lives, but they… — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
All sorts of factors contribute to what Facebook or Twitter present in a feed, or what Google or Bing show us in… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
If you wanna add me on facebook my name is James Melendez and this picture is the picture on my profile page… — James Melendez Copy Share Image
A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special, — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't have a crazy facebook friend, you are the crazy facebook friend. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook the biggest DRAMA social network people use today, never miss anything — Taelor Chardae Copy Share Image
