Please understand that my 'May Attend' response to your Facebook Event means 'No' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is when a female hypochondriac marries a pill; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“The idea turned Facebook into the digital version of a message in a bottle.” — Massimo Marino Copy Share Image
Facebook says were Friends but, trust me, I wouldnt hesitate to punch you in the freaking face! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people seriously need to get off Facebook and make some real friends. Stop complaining about your life, no one cares. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling someone that you're going to bed, when you're actually not and then having to hold back from posting things on Facebook/Twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you got kicked out in the class because you corrected the teacher then everyone in the class laugh — Simphiwe Scientist Copy Share Image
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
Now every person edits the story they tell about themselves, carefully ensuring what the world looks at - whether it's over Instagram,… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At school, I'd sing in groups in the locker room or in the bathroom, which was like an echo chamber. The problem… — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
Prior to email, our private correspondence was secured by a government institution called the postal service. Today, we trust AOL, Microsoft, Yahoo,… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Facebook and Google are battling over who will be our gateway to the rest of the Internet through 'like' buttons and universal… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to buy advertising for my book '50 Things Liberals Love to Hate' on Facebook because, according to their representative,… — Mike Gallagher Copy Share Image
It is illegal for foreign entities to buy political ads in the United States. But that didn't stop the purchase of thousands… — Amy Klobuchar Copy Share Image
In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
When I signed up for Google Plus, my reaction after playing around with it for a little bit was like, 'Huh, I… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
I am a Facebook voyeur. I feel bad about it because I never put anything on there, but I find it fun… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is just a three-ring circus: engagement, wedding, and suffer; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain. Twitter is my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom and dad, it's okay that you're on Facebook, but please don't invade Twitter now. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Seeing a relationship status and thinking: 'Ehhhh, I'll give it a week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Worst Pain In Life Is When Someone You Know Turns Into Someone You Knew.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've learned that no matter how much I care,some people are just assholes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, Someone who is too beautiful for words -- but not for arguments; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
