If a girl texts you first: either, she really likes you or she misses you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it — Facebook Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You have power! You can delete negative comments on facebook. Beware, once you post on another persons wall you give your power… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, In Japanese is called Judo -- the art of conquering by yielding. This is the western equivalent of Yes, dear; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's not very hard to sacrifice everything for someone, but it's hard to find that someone who deserves your sacrifice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE, A temporary insanity curable by marriage or the removing of the patient from the influences under which he or she incurred… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men are more likely to be struck by lightening than women. That means no storms occur in a kitchen. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone says, facebook ruins relationships, no slut you ruined your own relationship, no one told you to go… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
WhatsApp is both disrupting and demonetizing the entire wireless industry, and now the Facebook acquisition provides the infrastructure needed for WhatsApp to… — Peter Diamandis Copy Share Image
While a lot of what is on Facebook is a better amalgam of what AOL, Yahoo, Amazon, and other Web pioneers introduced… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
I find it so AMUSING to go through my old facebook messages. It brings back memories with my best friends when we… — Daniel Neuhaus Copy Share Image
I don't like the idea that Facebook controls how people express themselves and changes it periodically according to whatever algorithms they use… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
I once looked over the shoulder of a friend on Facebook and it looked like hieroglyphs to me. There's merit online, of… — Feist Copy Share Image
The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I really don't have any plan to leave Facebook. I put it so many times on the record, and I just don't… — Sheryl Sandberg Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gave my son a hint. On his room door I put a sign: CHECKOUT TIME IS 18 — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
PARTNERSHIP, A legal fiction exactly like marriage, but without the major benefits — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
