Bingo! I love that game, but I can't remember what to say when you win. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The blonde cowboy put glue on his six-shooters so he would always stick to his guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Gasp Reflex : The reaction of a new father when he sees the new mother's breasts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Because Facebook can't exist without AI, it needs all its engineers to build with it. — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
Want a relationship to last? Try Biting, Hair Pulling, and letting one have more control then the other — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The people who come running to hug you after you havent seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facts are meaningless - you could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Normally, my digital peregrinations take me to destinations like Facebook, YouTube, and boingboing.net. — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He'll never be better than he is on the first date. Unless he's rich and hasn't told you yet. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We're so very focused on ourselves and on self-promotion. It goes on all day with Facebook and Twitter and Instagram. — Nancy Jo Sales Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When a human being becomes a set of data on a website like Facebook, he or she is reduced. Everything shrinks. Individual… — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
DEMOCRACY You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you must sell them both in order to pay… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Maybe some people enter in your life to create wonderful memories before they leave. Its hard to come to terms with that… — Juvenalius Copy Share Image
I'm not on Twitter, nor Facebook, or LinkedIn, or any of these systems, because they suck in your soul and they will… — Robert Cailliau Copy Share Image
Between Twitter and Facebook and how close you can be with your fans and how close they can be to you these… — Holland Roden Copy Share Image
“i have a friend request from some stranger on facebook and i delete it without looking at the profile because that doesn't… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
I would not hesitate to say I was addicted to the Internet in the first two years. It can be addictive, and… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
I wish I know abt my death even at least one hour before it happens so ill delete my fake frends ders… — Raveen Copy Share Image
I've been told by journalists that Facebook is upset anytime we're mentioned. — Cameron Winklevoss Copy Share Image
Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I logout from FB reason: I am bored. After 5min I signed in reason: I am bored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WOMAN, LIBERATED, a female who has sex before marriage and a job after. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My browser's recent history is your facebook, your photos, and your twitter. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
