“Facebook is not just injurious to health, it's now a full-on humanitarian crisis.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
Honey, you're getting Adele. - How I told my Girl friend she's getting fat. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
I'm happy I didn't belong to generation when people used gun powder to grow guns. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Its amazing how crazy I feel when my phone vibrates and Im begging it to be you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why does Beyonce sings: 'to the left?'. Because niggers don't have any rights — Benjamin Dm Copy Share Image
Social networking websites like Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr provide an unparalleled ability for people to stay connected in new and unique ways. — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
“Homeschool doesn’t give you a get out of teenage jail free card. It just gives you fewer opportunities to become the butt… — Kim Culbertson Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person is because fate chose both of you to be friends, where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that Facebook, as soon as I come and speak out, they ban me from their platforms. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
More and more, the things we do in real life will end up as Facebook posts. And while we may be consoled… — Ben Parr Copy Share Image
Facebook is the social graph with the organizing principle around your friends and your social life. LinkedIn is the professional graph, organized… — Dan Rosensweig Copy Share Image
If you women keep posting on facebook you're opinions of how a man should talk to a woman, those douche bags and… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
When you're in a meeting and you pull out your paper notebook, people look at you and go, 'Oh, he's taking a… — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
There is a long tradition in China for writers and journalists to take pen names, partly as protection from retaliation by authorities.… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
“I have a bad habit of dropping verbal pellets to get a reaction, like Ursula LeGuin’s “A novelist’s business is lying” (that… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
I won't sell any Facebook shares as long as I'm on the board. When I leave, all my Facebook shares will be… — Donald E. Graham Copy Share Image
It's just madness. First email. Then instant message. Then MySpace. Then Facebook. Then LinkedIn. Then Twitter. It's not enough anymore to 'Just… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not online. I'm not on Facebook much. I don't connect that way. — Sarah McLachlan Copy Share Image
Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I bet you think this status is about you, dont you, dont you? Youre so vain! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Go to hell. Kiss my ass. Fuck off. Drop dead. Can I make myself any clearer? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Getting pregnant to get more likes on Facebook is the dumbest reason I've ever heard. — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, The process that turns a female from an attraction into a distraction; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Love isn't about reading the same page, but it's about reading the whole book and smile — Uknown Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
