Facebook and Twitter have a ton of information they're trying to make sense of. — Chad Hurley Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, Like a good neighbor State Farm is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I ask at concerts, how many of you are on Twitter, and the crowd goes crazy. Then I ask about Facebook,… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How in the world are you ever going to meet the person you love if you dont love going out in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the reasons why we were so successful in integrating with Facebook was because we saw people using Facebook to promote… — Julia Hartz Copy Share Image
Even though I knew my way around Facebook, Twitter terrified me. RT? OH? Hootsuite? Huh? My Twitter-savvy friends attempted to explain what… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
Just because one person is doing something does not mean you have to do. We the Christians are in this world but… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The idea of harnessing the intelligence of the readership has been lost in the quest for Facebook likes. For many, readers have… — Nick Denton Copy Share Image
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“If ever I create a website, I'll call it Two-Face Book, and I'll invite everyone to it, it will be a game… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've yet to use a cellphone, and I've never tweeted or entered Facebook. I try not to go online till my day's… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Change never comes until your sick and tired of being sick and tired. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
One likes from intelligent people is more worth than thousand likes from idiots — RK26 Copy Share Image
