HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
The internet service is merely a source of entertainment for those girls who use FB to find their BF. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
Services like Google and Facebook only exist because of the social acceptance of a mass amount of distributed volunteer labor from tons… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Now, Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE LETTERS, correspondence that should always bear the salutation: My Dearest, and Gentlemen of the Jury; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook... — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm… — Bwc Copy Share Image
Especially with Facebook and Instagram and Twitter, I can't tell necessarily the nitty gritty of what you're really up to. I'm just… — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
Facebook is by far the largest of these social networking sites, and starting with its ill-fated Beacon service, privacy concerns have more… — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
MySpace is like a bar, Facebook is like the BBQ you have in your back yard with friends and family, play games,… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
Every things you're doing you post on facebook, we don't want to know that now you're eating, you're going to bed you're… — Dumi Copy Share Image
I basically use Facebook and Twitter and MySpace to communicate with the fans. I don't think it's necessarily about advancing my career,… — Maiara Walsh Copy Share Image
When you use Facebook, you're always logged in, and your identity and relationships - to others, to content, to apps and services… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I find it really annoying how people I know in real life can post quotes on Facebook about bullies about how horrible… — Leah Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate? *Active Now* you send a message (seen) but no respond. FUCK YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't do any social media. I'm not on Facebook or Twitter. I'm just not interested. — Shaun Evans Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, GOOD, A man who feels in his pockets every time he passes a mailbox — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
