If I have to compete, I shall claim defeat. I refuse to repeat being cheated. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
When I said What did I do this time? I really meant What did you catch me doing? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're creepin on someone through Facebook and accidentally like one of their posts... — Mswazi Omarion Copy Share Image
When getting divorced remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you say 'Hey' to someone on facebook chat, and seconds later they sign out. How Rude. — Unknow Copy Share Image
Facebook is about sharing experiences that you've had. Foursquare is more about the present tense and the future tense. — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
I feel proud wen bf of a girl removes me frm there fb I'd as just they r afraid of losing their… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's never the end game. Facebook is now a platform upon which all kinds of applications are being built it's definitely not… — Sean Parker Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A man who has one mistake in his existence -- and keeps learning from it all his life; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A lot of great people come to Facebook. In our business, we're about how do we help connect our companies to great… — David Sze Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Iphone n Ipad users too busy thinking abt how to make blackberry users feel inferior wit their Instagram n photoshop, but blackberry… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. I shouldnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Brands that will survive and thrive from now on are those with C-level executives that understand the incredible opportunity new media offers… — Brian E Boyd Copy Share Image
When I started out in Facebook, it had only 20 people. I saw it grow to a thousand employees and from five… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
“Five years earlier when I arrived at Facebook, Mark didn't have a theory of how he and the company should be in… — Sarah Wynn-Williams Copy Share Image
Common Problem = confiding in and being justified by the world and social media + self righteousness and believing whats right is… — Tony G Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know you're on your period when everyone around you has an attitude problem. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There's always that person whom you wish their status was about you. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It is categorically untrue that Cambridge Analytica has never used Facebook data. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
We sin then we ask for forgiveness. God is my teacher and I, his apprentice. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
As the auto mechanic said to the Scoutmaster whose car horn was broken, Beep repaired. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
