I really wanna throw a book at someones face and be like, I Facebooked you! — Melania Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Think about parents' nude bodies during foreplay; resultant loss of erection will prevent potential unsafe sex. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have an amazing social-media wing man who manages my Facebook fan site. All my blogs get copied there. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Don't call me if you're gonna talk to your cousin, mama, daddy, little sister, best friend, neighbor, dog, grandma etc in the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To feel good about yourself, is there a quota on how many other people each day you have to condemn? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a guy says he's not in mood to talk with a girl. He probably have masturbated few seconds ago. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sweetie, if you opened a book more times than you opened your legs,you might actually get somewhere in life. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“I really like Google+ it's much better than face book. The only game you can play on it is life. Which is… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“We are all surrounded with so much static energy, that it is actually crucial to develop the ability to remove that and… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
Apple does magical things, but it does magical things that are a combination of a product, a service, a system, and an… — John Sculley Copy Share Image
Being in a relationship today requires hard work and dedication. Stop talking about your partner to others. I see so many statuses… — Gregory Modise Copy Share Image
I was one of the key people responsible for building Facebook's News Feed. When we launched it in 2006, users hated it.… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
I HATE when you see this on a message Heey! Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing... Person's Typing...… — Kassidy Michael Copy Share Image
I was involved with MySpace and Facebook and everything at a very young age because it's so casual now, and I'm into… — Liana Liberato Copy Share Image
You may have a small network, but growing that network has become easier with the use of social tools. LinkedIn, Conspire, even… — David Cohen Copy Share Image
“At a basic level, Facebook, like most other forms of social media, runs on doublespeak: advertising connection but creating isolation; promising happiness… — Jia Tolentino Copy Share Image
I like to have met someone in real life before being their Facebook friend. — Nicholas A. Christakis Copy Share Image
I mention someone, get no replyback, and I'm left feeling like an idiot. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A wife is just an attachment men screw on the bed to get the housework done. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Im waiting to see the first Intervention episode on A&E for a Facebook addict. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
“Now friendships depend on and are subject to the Facebook's privacy policy” — Sunil Raina Copy Share Image
I don't give a crap, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook. — Johnneil Bertrand Copy Share Image
Remember, happy wife, happy life. Shitty wife, shitty life. Your choice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
