I continue to shun, in a very curmudgeonly fashion, things like Twitter and Facebook. — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
Some people's noses and feet are built backwards: their feet smell and their noses run. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman say:DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS? Woman means:We haven't had a fight in a while. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Life was so simple when apples and blackberries were fruit, a tweet was the sound of nature, and facebooks were photo albums” — Carl Henegan Copy Share Image
“People don't buy Moet & Dom because they love the taste, the buy it because they need "Livin' Large" photo on Facebook!” — T.A Copy Share Image
I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I'd love to punch them in… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
You can always win an argument with a lady during your last few minutes of your life by telling her that she's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIED MAN, a person who has learned to turn off the car motor when his wife calls: I'll be right out — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't Take It Seriously * When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If they ever do an autopsy of me, they'd assume the cause of death from a broken heart and multiple stab wounds… — Evita Loca Copy Share Image
Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall." Her eyes lit… — Angela Knight Copy Share Image
“Something like missionary reductionism has happened to the internet with the rise of web 2.0. The strangeness is being leached away by… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
Facobook. Is where people get married at the age of 15years. And when writing your own status in your own wall in… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Twitter's been interesting. I'm kind of a tech geek, but I've never been a Facebook or Twitter guy. Surprisingly, I've really enjoyed… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
Everyone should be talking to each other to find out why they have the views that they do instead of just getting… — David Thibodeau Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase So do not worry about tomorrow; for tomorrow… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“The only thing worse than a social networking junkie who breaks out in a cold sweat if she hasn't updated her page… — Andrea Lavinthal Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
