Marriage paralyzes men from the neck up and women from the waist down. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let your love be like the misty rains, coming softly, but flooding the river. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime someone tweet 'Love is in the air' I usually go & shave my balls. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook...I hate people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The trail of dating sites relying heavily on Facebook is littered with failures. — Sunil Nagaraj Copy Share Image
Some words of advice to men: Treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Every time I see an awesome picture I double click it. I keep double clicking it until I remember I'm on Facebook… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost everybody opens their Facebook to see if they got a message. Almost nobody opens the bible, which is full of messages… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The people you're friends with on Facebook or the people you follow on Twitter are trusted sources of information. — Jonathan Klein Copy Share Image
“One night, he posed the question: Does your husband mind that you are chatting with me? New York Times Magazine, LIVES” — Lisa K Friedman Copy Share Image
I'm at my desk for about 9:30 A.M., and I stay there all day. Then there's a lot of checking Facebook and… — Aminatta Forna Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is about seeing what your friend is doing. Twitter, you follow different people. Flipboard is about passions and interests and topics,… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
“If you value your mental health, turn off all useless notifications - let's start with me, turn off all social media notifications… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I am annoyed by people that send messages via FaceBook because I get an e-mail telling me there is a message on… — Vint Cerf Copy Share Image
I might seem biased, but I use Evernote every day. It came to me through my readers, who I'd asked for software… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is not very good at dealing with named groups; they're not very good at saying, 'We've got this book club and… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
I was really excited by the idea that people were sharing information now and discovering information in a totally new way on… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook Sonnet Facebook is not just injurious to health, It's now a full-on humanitarian crisis. If you think it's just a harmless… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I can't listen to the radio. Every love song reminds me of you. It hurts. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We spend a lot of time looking at the things we like: Amazon, Google, Facebook. — Aneel Bhusri Copy Share Image
That status wasn't even about you, but if the shoe fits.. Lace the bitch up. — Bambii Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is made out of two toothbrushes but a single tube of toothpaste; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dont like a female that WANT attention...bitch try N WANT some money — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
That akward moment when you are getting a haircut and you have an itch on your face ! — Leo Schurr Copy Share Image
