I once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Listening to someone telling a story and thinking: Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have you ever lie so much...you start believing yourself...lol...I swear dis morning I waz like Damn did I really fuck wit Alicia… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
“But like the best empire builders, he was both very determined and very skeptical. It’s like [former Intel CEO] Andy Grove says,… — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
Facebook is the one place in which you can express random thoughts in your head & see if everybody else is as… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
It hurts when someone with whom you wanna talk ignores you,but it hurts worst when you ignore that person because they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If people could see the face I make when I read their Facebook status updates, they would probably unfriend me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What you post online speaks VOLUME about who you really are. POST with intention. REPOST with caution.” — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
I'm not the kind to hang out on Facebook or Twitter or even talk on the cellphone, really. — Sal Khan Copy Share Image
That suspicious moment when someone who doesn't like you suddenly starts being nice to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook has stitched together your social graph. The idea of an interest graph is to bring together everyone that has shared interests.… — Bill Gurley Copy Share Image
The emails and the tweets and the Facebook posts and the fan mail that we get from young people all over America… — Trevor Donovan Copy Share Image
Zulus Are No Different With Chinese When It Comes To Fighting. They Love Showing Off Their Skills And Talking Too Much Before… — Lekoma Precious Napo Copy Share Image
Kamala Harris is fumbling and she's like, 'Oh, I'm going to go after Twitter because Elizabeth Warren sucked all the oxygen out… — Dagen McDowell Copy Share Image
“Self-Obsession & Self-Presentation on Social-Media" Some people always post their cars/bikes photos because they love their cars/bikes so much. Some people always… — Zakia FR Copy Share Image
Not all guys want sex, because some of them want a relationship. Not all guys like black ops, because loving-you is more… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I was eating an orange the other day and a friend said, Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange?' So, I threw… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant.… — Kiara Leigh Copy Share Image
“simple love's hard to come by/ im just living my life, and i'm trying to be a lady.” — L. Divine Copy Share Image
I hate it when I do something like a ninja and there is nobody around to see! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I started pooping 10 times a day because it's where I come up with my best tweets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everyone on Facebook is faithful? That's what thier statuses say. — Livefree2dream44 Copy Share Image
A girl asks you what you need. The woman knows and gives you what you want. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ladies don't be afraid to get naughty. Rock his world and leave him begging for more! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every day be a reason to live, because GOD made life indeed BEAUTIFUL!! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If I ask to suck your boobs when I wake up, does that count as sleeping like a baby? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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