Don't make a permanent decision based on how you're temporarily feeling — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
As far as I'm concerned, Twitter has wiped out Facebook. I'm done with Facebook. — Kevin O'Leary Copy Share Image
With all these shit stains, shut your ass hole doesn't offend me at all — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
SEX DRIVE, a physical craving which appears at puberty and ends at marriage — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Ending a facebook conversation by liking the last comment that was posted. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm just more excited about helping new entrepreneurs create the next Facebook or Google. — Paul Buchheit Copy Share Image
“If we unite, we can surmount any mountain and make things happen for the betterment of all.” — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
Instead of raising awareness for bullying, how about parents just stop raising assholes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wanna find out who your real friends are? Remove your birthday from Facebook and see who still wishes you a happy birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I confess... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness.” — Michelle M. Pillow Copy Share Image
Practice your bomb disposal technique by stopping the microwave with exactly 1 second to go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are no second chances so forgive the past remember the present and prepare for the future its the only life you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Ife brings tears, smiles and memories. The tears dry, the smiles fade, but the memories last forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Dependent web' platforms such as Twitter, Facebook, Google and Yahoo are where people go to discover and share new content. Independent sites… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
After miraculously surviving two heart surgeries, pneumonia and a mild stroke, at 82 my grandfather was no longer able to care for… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You are a product to dragnet surveillance capitalists like Google, Facebook, Comcast and Verizon. Your ideas are rarely your own, rather you… — James Scott, Senior Fellow, Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology Copy Share Image
Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this F-ckbook. Picture looking good, but in person¦Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook, bitches cant Spellbook. Hate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Personalized news aggregators are geared around connecting you to news sources; we're about connecting you to your friends. To people you're inspired… — Mike McCue Copy Share Image
You happily give Facebook terabytes of structured data about yourself, content with the implicit tradeoff that Facebook is going to give you… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
A lot of people were cast for 'Geordie Shore' out in the clubs. Now, with me, I wasn't from Newcastle and I… — Charlotte Crosby Copy Share Image
“If you call yourself an "authoress" on your Facebook profile, you suck at life. You are stupid and your children are ugly.… — Oliver Markus Copy Share Image
The rarest sight in the world is a woman who is happy with photographs of herself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes the birthday reminders on Facebook remind me of the friends I need to delete. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only 2 things wrong in family reunion. The family thing & The reunion thing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning paper? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I continue to shun, in a very curmudgeonly fashion, things like Twitter and Facebook. — Julia Glass Copy Share Image