When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Heres to the inventor of the snooze button; Nothing like making procrastination your first action of the day! — Df Copy Share Image
Facebook gangster, a books purpose is meant to be read, On Facebook read theses social network books. - Loverboi — Kenneth Melvin Jr Copy Share Image
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I started hearing Snapchat in the same context as Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. That got me curious. — Mitch Lasky Copy Share Image
Instead of Facebook asking Whats on your mind?, it should probably ask WTF is YOUR problem? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is 11/11/11 but I've changed my opinion on luck, because something that will always be stronger than luck is faith. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You seem to know a lot of shit about shit I don't know a lot of shit about... there, the reason we… — Aruho Marvin Copy Share Image
You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When I started out in Facebook, it had only 20 people. I saw it grow to a thousand employees and from five… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
“Five years earlier when I arrived at Facebook, Mark didn't have a theory of how he and the company should be in… — Sarah Wynn-Williams Copy Share Image
Once you find out that someone likes a certain game on Facebook, now you know what kind of virtual gift you can… — Bing Gordon Copy Share Image
“We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Iphone n Ipad users too busy thinking abt how to make blackberry users feel inferior wit their Instagram n photoshop, but blackberry… — Ms Paradeez Copy Share Image
I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I will update, but I'm on there… — Patton Oswalt Copy Share Image
If Facebook ruins relationships, guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk & spoons make you fat. I shouldnt… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The beauty of the innovation that flows from the open web is that no one has to ask for permission, get a… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Be there when people need you, because in order to have friends you must first be one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel Gode. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You don't know many people on Facebook, you just learn and have fun with many of them. — Terry Mark Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
