WIFE, A person who only lasts as long as a marriage -- an ex-wife is forever — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just saw a fat guy with a shirt that said: I beat anorexia. Defiantly made my day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was younger, I would put my face close to a fan & talk to hear my robot voice... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whether it's a social network post or a random act of kindness, I don't share for "likes" I share for love.” — Terry a O'Neal Copy Share Image
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, You're going to have trouble with it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish all the guys that have ever secretly liked me now and in the past would admit it, or rat out… — Tiffany F Copy Share Image
Q: Why is Facebook like Jail? A: You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you… — Pinho Copy Share Image
For all my haters, I just want you to know that there's no medicine for insecurities so better commit suicide! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIED LIFE, is like the pleasure experienced when getting into a warm bath -- after a while it's not so hot — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In some countries being president is just an honorary position --like being a husband in Hollywood. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There is so much we don't know about Facebook. We know we have a corporate monopoly that has repeated serious violations that… — Zephyr Teachout Copy Share Image
If you dont like our counrty get out and if you are apart of the 12 million illegal immigrants then yes you… — Shawn Dee Copy Share Image
“For users, Facebook Connect offers what could turn into a universal Internet log-in. Over 80,000 websites use it in some fashion, as… — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
Facobook. Is where people get married at the age of 15years. And when writing your own status in your own wall in… — Simphiwe Copy Share Image
Twitter's been interesting. I'm kind of a tech geek, but I've never been a Facebook or Twitter guy. Surprisingly, I've really enjoyed… — Reid Scott Copy Share Image
The first time I looked at Yammer, I thought I was on Facebook. Work is not a social network, with serendipitous communications… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
“It is far better to have 10,000 Facebook friends who are in the same category or aligned with your values or a… — Brian E Boyd Copy Share Image
Social networking done f****d the world up, nobody is who they say they are anymore, everybody got all these out of town… — H Gary Copy Share Image
“Dragnet surveillance capitalists such as Facebook, Comcast, AT&T and Google, unfortunately, supply these manipulating forces with an endless supply of metadata for… — James Scott, Senior Fellow, Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology Copy Share Image
I don't have Twitter, Facebook or any of those things. That's who I am. — Chris Sale Copy Share Image
Some people might as well post 'Wants Attention' as their Facebook status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, What a man blames things on when he can't figure a way to blame the government; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Another Farmville invite and I'll take your animals and burn your crops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To the world you may be someone, but to someone you may be the world. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
