Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Two face people are like the penny so worthless no one wants them around any more. — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
Facebook is for people I normally see. Twitter is for people I wish I could see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When everything on the internet is dead, and you're forced to do something productive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't be a little bit unfaithful any more than you can be a little bit pregnant. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Reading my old fb status and wondering how much have I changed in last couple of years or rather say how life… — Jatin Tanwer Copy Share Image
Advises: Do not waste one more second of you life worrying. It never solves tomorrows problems, and only robs today of it's… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Manufacturing consent begins by weaponizing the meme and utilizing the censorship algorithms of Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.” — James Scott, Senior Fellow, The Center for Cyber Influence Operations Studies Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, I will assume you're a transformer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Looking at all the chances I was too afraid to take and the people I was too scared to admit my feelings… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conscientious people are self-disciplined, hard workers who spend the least amount of time on Facebook. — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
“Maybe she's got a Facebook page, like every other kid in America. We could put something on her wall." Her eyes lit… — Angela Knight Copy Share Image
“Something like missionary reductionism has happened to the internet with the rise of web 2.0. The strangeness is being leached away by… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
Common Problem = confiding in and being justified by the world and social media + self righteousness and believing whats right is… — Tony G Copy Share Image
If girl photoshop her image and upload it on facebook thought that she will get a guy well then yes she will… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
“From what I’ve found a lot of people on Facebook are desperate for recognition and social interaction. They want me to find… — Peter Jelen Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, Is much like a pair of shears, so joined so the parts cannot be separated, often moving in opposite directions, yet… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Things like Facebook have made you feel as though you're connected to everybody. You've got a thousand friends on Facebook, but you… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
“Brands that will survive and thrive from now on are those with C-level executives that understand the incredible opportunity new media offers… — Brian E Boyd Copy Share Image
Some women need to walk around with a stripper pole to match their outfit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wonder which is ultimately more creepy: shopping at Amazon or using Facebook? — Harper Reed Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes your knight in Shining armor is just an idiot in tin foil. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you separate the whites and the colored clothes during laundry, you're a racist. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Some people just need to change their status updates to, 'Needs attention.' — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
